murple

there is no definition of murple, it is what it is

In a sentence: I thought we was best friends, but you aint nothing but a big'ol murple!

Famous murples: Randy Jackson, Grimace(from McDonalds)

by DaveCHI10 November 1, 2008

murkin'

to beat someone with your awesome skills, to be awesome, to do extremely well on something

Dude 1: "Wow, you're really murkin' in this track meet"
Dude 2: "Thanks bro, i know."

by ClitCapper77 November 3, 2012

murdergasm

An orgasm derived from the pleasure of killing somebody.

*Gunshots*
A: Now I'm soaked in blood and jizz.
B: Murdergasm?
A: You know it.

by Los Cineastas September 21, 2005

Murkin' Gerkin

Someone/something that is being either:

1) Really good at doing something. Up to the point of being gerkinly good.

2) A bit of a nobhead in any kind of way.

(Yes, these two conflicting opinions do make it extremely hard to tell what is meant sometimes. It's open to the receiver's interpretation to prevent unwanted offense and tears.)

3) A particularly nice gerkin.

1)
Will: I'm pretty solid at chess.
Emily: You're not just solid, you're a Murkin' Gerkin

2)
Lydia: Hey John! That new shampoo you're using is making your hair smell like wet dog.
John: Stop being a Murkin' Gerkin.

3)
Bethany: Mmmmmmmmmmm... that was one hell of a Murkin' Gerkin.

by Will R Fry December 20, 2008

murkset

1. To kill
2. To do something in an aggressive manner.
3. Drivebye shooting
4. To completly dominate the game supermario world

Oh that boy best not talk smack unless he fitting to feel the wrath of the murkset.

by Tyrone murkset February 15, 2007

Murkapalypse

The act of murking to a non-adulterated purity. Perfection.

Mur-ka-pa-lypse

1. Person 1: I'm #1 in the nation on this game!!

Person 2: That's practically a Murkapalypse!!

2. Person 1: So Billy Madison was practically a Murkapalypse on all comedic levels.

Person 2: It's only rivaled by Adam Sandler himself.

by iDOlikechicken July 3, 2009

Murderbreakfast

Murderbreakfast - The meal prepared in the cooking portion of the opening sequence from Dexter.

- Ham steak
- fried eggs with some sort of Worcestershire or hot sauce
- Blood orange juice
- coffee (preferably fresh ground and perculated through a french press)

I'm hungry. Man, I could really go for some of that Dexter, murderbreakfast, right about now.

by Namrats July 9, 2010