Mixing the muffins

when a male specimen inserts their sausage up the female specimens peach and inside their muffins making and mixing it around, just like one is mixing the muffins in baking. This is called mixing the muffins

johny: ohhhh yeah keep mixing the muffins
bobby:I willlllllll

by yeah the yobbo chats June 11, 2019

Potato Banana Carrot Muffin

a sentence that is used when you're a very immature and person and you want to swear in front of your grandparents. it works trust me! someone i know used it once, just saying hehe ;)

"oh potato banana carrot muffin i just died,"

by just put whatever they said December 3, 2019

Crushed the Muffin

Euphemism for sexual intercourse; specifically with a female. Alternatively, when you buy a muffin for later and is destroyed due to being left in a soft sided container.

"Dude, I heard he totally crushed her muffin last summer... that's why they don't talk anymore."

"Awww, I crushed the muffin... I really wanted that..."

by Ablearcher013 August 13, 2020

DIE DIE DIE ITZ MUFFIN TIME

a muffin that wants to die commonly referenced in asdfmovie

ohhh i hope that muffin is a DIE DIE DIE ITZ MUFFIN TIME

by ItZyOmAmA December 3, 2020

Bakes my muffins

An exclamation about how something has made you happy.

Wow Sydney thanks for washing my car, that really bakes my muffins!

by Bennet Anderson December 14, 2020

My Grandmas Muffins

A Sexual Act where the couple strips their clothes and consume eachothers privates while on a family video call. While you eat the meat you chew it up and spit it around chanting “grandmas muffins” over and over.

“Hey baby, would you like to show the family Grabdmas Muffins”
“You bet your ass I would!”
“I would love to show My Grandmas Muffins as well”

by MrHornywetsoco December 22, 2020

shawlynn the muffin

a very cool person

person 1: "who is shawlynn the muffin?"
person 2: "oh, a very cool person."

by liaia January 16, 2022