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milk mustache 

Once your done giving head to a guy, you pretend that you swallowed and make him think your just going to give him a kiss on the cheek goodbye but when you get closer, you spit it back on his upper lip.

(this is mostly used for revenge when a guy doesn't give you a hint he is going to cum)
"Ahh, that guy last night cummed in my mouth without telling me when it was going to happen, so I gave him a milk mustache."
milk mustache by Jwizzzle16 December 28, 2009
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milk rat 

This is the hair/jizz combination that collects in your drain to from a large clump aka a "milk rat".
My shower wouldn't drain until I removed that milk rat.
milk rat by unicorn prince November 26, 2010

milk and cookies 

Used as slang for health and ammunition in the xbox title Halo. Most commonly used by nerds with little or no social life.
Aw snap yo, i need some milk and cookies now or im toast. Yeah thats right
milk and cookies by Knip September 16, 2004

Milk Money 

Respect, dignity, credibility, etc. Commonly used in the phrase "I took your milk money". By taking someone's milk money you are bringing shame to them.
Its over! I just won 26-3. I took yo milk money, bitch.
Milk Money by Jesse N. G March 30, 2008

milk and cookies 

Having a Milk enema, then expelling the milk, with the chunks of shit, over someones body. Thus looking like a stream of milk filled with Soggy cookie chunks.
"Squat right here baby, oh yea, give me those milk and cookies right here here on my chest."
milk and cookies by dezkreet January 4, 2007

Milk Duster 

A goatee which is long enough to touch the top of milk in a glass.
Hey! nice milk duster.
Milk Duster by TheMilkDusters October 8, 2009