Midnight Fornication

Also known as MF. Midnight Fornification is'nt when you have sex at midnight (although it can be done). MF is when your partner (husband,wife, whatever) falls asleep before you do and your feeling really horny so you try having sex w/ them in their sleep or you just wake them up out of a good nights rest because something needs to be rubbed. Something you should ask someone before marrying them. Some people think its weird and disguesting others find it great! :)

how do you feel about this, has it ever happened to you before?

Although I do not think its possible for girls to do this unless they like being fingered.. or there husband has a big nose or something...

Guy 1: "So is Jane into midnight fornication?"

Guy 2: "No and this is why I would never marry her"

Guy 1: "Smart Choice"

Guy 2: "I know right"

by Johnathan Bass October 9, 2008

Midnight Jerry

A Midnight Jerry is a shit that comes on in the middle of the night, waking you from sleep, and demands to be let out.

"Mmmph, Honey.. come back to bed."

"CAN'T! MIDNIGHT JERRY!!!"

by The Editorial Staff of.. February 16, 2009

Midnight Beachball

2 men...4 woman. one beach ball.

Lets go midnight beachballin'!

by NaraTime March 17, 2009

Middays

Attractive or Fit, Can Be Abbreviated To Mids

Aw, That Boy Is Middays!!

Your Hair looked Mids!

by Sparky4005 April 28, 2009

midnight maddness

It is best to avoid "midnight maddness" for it is the act upon a preferably sleeping person late at night where there are pranks of horrible unspeakable maddness. could be anything from writing on them, to super glue there hand to there balls.

(maddness is spelled incorectly for TradeMark reasons)
TTH

(TTH is also Trademarked so dont fucking use it unless i say so)

Me- Hey guys, gavin is out, lets midnight maddness on his back.
scotty- Thats tight huh!

by Nicknolty2 July 27, 2009

MIDADNEPOWIE

WHEN UR DAD GETS AN ACTION FIGURE THROWN AT HIS KNEE

HE YELPED MIDADNEPOWIE!!! WHEN HE WAS BLUDGENED AT THE KNEE BY A G.I.JOE

by popnugget November 10, 2009

midnight bay

This is a drink that contains 2 oz. of vodka, 3 oz. of cranberry juice and 6 oz. of Dr. Pepper. It is related to the Cape Codder, bay breeze and sea breeze.

Hey, go mix me a Midnight Bay

by midnightelfs February 27, 2010