G.I.Joe

A group of clips taken from the G.I.Joe end messages, and edited to be hillarious.

"Last one on the ice is a penis pump! Holy crap im going <b>so</b> fast... <b>AHH FUCK</b>

and

"Pork chop samwhiches... holy crap, get the fuck outta here you retards, get the hell out fuck!"

Also who could forget

Boy1: "What that hells that on the road?"
Boy2: "I dunno, lets launch over it."
*car pulls up and black man gets out*
Blackie: "Bodymassage"
Boy1: "What did he say to us?"
*blackie removes the broken electrical cable from the road*
Blackie: "im a body massage machiene"

by Skythra December 15, 2003

G.I Joe Biden

The special Ed classroom

Man, I have to go to G.I Joe Biden

by Chitlins June 4, 2021

g.i. joe kung foo grip

a special grip used by women in long beach california to give a hand job

dude, this chick saw suckin my dick then she used the g.i. joe kung foo grip and i came on her face.

by arwizzle killa March 3, 2009

G.I. Joe

dolls for boys

my little brother always plays tea party with his G.I. Joes

by damnmexican November 22, 2011

G.I. Joe

Gacacara Initis Joe. A term invented to describe the utmost toughness of the american hero: G.I. Joe. Prior to this abbreviation, no words could adequately describe bravery and toughness of this degree.

That G.I. Joe, a.k.a. Gacacara Initis Joe is really tough american Hero!!

by jomogijoe July 30, 2011

G.I. Joe

Anyone (preferably named Joe) who seems to constantly have gastrointestinal problems.

"Oh, man, smells like G.I. Joe set off some bioweapons in here."

by cootergirl October 13, 2008

G.I. Joe

The act of penetration through a colostomy site.

Putting a penis, dildo or finger through a colostomy site.
The way homosexual men with. Sewd up rectums have intercourse.

"Ever since my rectum was surgically shut we have been enjoying the G.I. Joe style"

by G.I. Joe New Jersey August 23, 2009