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Caitlin Maloney

One of the Best Photographer's to come out of Hofstra.
Bob: Is that a original Alberto Korda?

Jesse: No, It belongs to Elliott Erwitt.

Thomas: No you idiot's you are both wrong, It's by Caitlin Maloney!
by Untitledanonymousss October 5, 2009
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Melania

1 (person). A woman who married for money but wound up becoming the First Lady of the United States.

2 (verb). To steal someone else's speech and claim it as original (see plagiarism).

3 (unit). A distance of 1000 miles.

4 (verb). The art of giving an awful gift giving.
1. "Did you see First Lady Melania? DAM! SHE IS A MILF. I wish I had bank so she would be my boo"

"Dude, show some respect, that is our first lady we are talking about."

"Oh, she was my first lady long before she got into the White House."

"What the fuck are you talking about?"

--Proceeds to show friend pics of Melania posing naked--

"DAM"
2. "Man, I was so lazy that I decided to plagiarize another ladies speech."

"Dude, you stole the former first ladies speech. You totally pulled off a melania."
3. "My wife decided to be 2,000 miles away when my mistress /porn star told the entire world about our sexual encounters."

"Yeah, that is known a 2 Melanias."

"Well, as long as my daughter keeps her mouth shout, I think I will be alright."

"WTF!!! You also pulled an Ivanka?"
4. "My mom got me a fruit basket as a gift. It just went to waste as there was no way I could have eaten 8lb's of fruit before it spoiled. I tried to hide my disappointment, but my facial expression made it obvious that I was happy"

"Yeah, my dad is a total Melania when it comes to gift giving."
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melony

Grand theft watermelon constitutes a melony.

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There are three types of offence: misdemeanour, melony and felony.
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Melania trump

A beautiful women who regrets her entire life's existence - George starkly
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A super beautiful women who ( *changes a-couple words*)did I mention is beautiful and regrets her entire life's existence - melania trump
God damn it, Jennifer did you just pull a melania trump on your essay again
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Melone

Melone the purple-haired twink.
He wears a leather bodysuit and tries to fuck every person he comes into contact with.
He has a Stand that impregnates women (BabyFace)
Ghiaccio: Why is Melone tryna fuck everyone?
Illuso: Who cares, he's hot
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melanie lutz

The most amazing person you will ever meet. She is loyal, funny, intelligent, and passionate. Melanie is the best and I love her!!!! <3 10-15-15
by CHillieconcarneeee February 11, 2018
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melangel

A very beautiful young lady. She is very good at volleyball. People treat her terrible but she’s so kind to everyone. She’s also VERY loyal. Everyone should love her!!!
Have You Seen Melangel I want her to be my freind.
by Klobearforlife March 25, 2018
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