Definitions by DUotdnes

AAK 

Asleep At Keyboard. Based on the initialism AFK (away from keyboard). Generally used in the context of people who would rather chat and play MMORPGs than get a good night's sleep (and end up with neither). Not advised with webcams or IRL... or OL (...or offline).

Can also mean Actually At Keyboard.

1: And I thought screw it that's it there's no point.
2: (zzz...)
1: well? ... hello?
2: ... huh? ... uh sorry I was out of it.
1: AAK again...

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I have a keyboard pattern embedded into my forehead, waffle iron style.

AAK by DUotdnes January 5, 2008

melony

Grand theft watermelon constitutes a melony.

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There are three types of offence: misdemeanour, melony and felony.

melony by DUotdnes January 5, 2008