Took away your masturbating right

Overreaction over something insignificant and mundane

Geez! It was just a watch. Stop hyperventilating. Don't act like someone "took away your masturbating right".

by It's Catwoman May 18, 2021

When I masturbate I think of you

What normal, rational girls don't want to hear.

After band class, some random kid told me "When I masturbate I think of you."

by Jinx (Name already Used) December 27, 2010

Masturbation will make you go blind

Blindness caused from masturbation as a result of ejaculating into oneselfs eyeballs.

Grandma said masturbation will make you go blind

by Yourwrongangel November 3, 2020

Obsessive-Masturbation Syndrome is Real October

When you want to nut in November so you do this.

Fuck No Nut November! Obsessive-Masturbation Syndrome is Real October it is!

by LazuliStar June 7, 2020

Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

Not only does it make you go blind and grow hair on your palms, but it also kills kittens!

Jeff: What are you doing in there Steve?
Steve: Um...masturbating
Jeff: Steve NO! Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens!

by 89diehl September 26, 2010

Masturbationation

A utopian society for those who like to play with their genitalia.

Mommy said, "if you don't get your hand out of your pants, we are shipping you off to Masturbationation," you can have plenty of fun playing pocket pinball there.

by Wu Banger April 22, 2017

masturbationer

the game you play where two people masturbate together. also it has to be straight masturbation for it to be the game. no gay masturbation, while female on female is accepted

Dude, lets play masturbationer!

by randy c December 28, 2003