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paper mario 

Probably the gayest fucking game ever created. Only people that have no friends and live with their mom would play this game.
"Hey you wanna come to my house and play Paper Mario"
"Fuck you you geek fucker"
paper mario by htgshzs June 19, 2006

The Mario of 

The phrase,"the Mario of", pertains to things that seem to be mediocre. Derived from all multi-player Nintendo games where Mario is kind of the "middle of the road" character when it comes to the attributes of the player.
Speed.......***
Acceleration***
Weapons.....***
Handling....***
Braking.....***
The Chevy Cobalt is like the Mario of Vehicles isn't it?
Denny's is the Mario of Restaurants.
The Mario of by DanielBrowniel March 4, 2008

german mario 

A version of Mario who sings about sex, mortal combat, and gay men.
german guy: did you see do the mario where i come from?
gamer guy: no, german mario talks to much about sex, mortal kombat, and gay men.
german mario by anarchyroks666 April 29, 2015

Full Mario kart

Everything's going great and you end up losing. Becoming so black out angry you want to punch holes through everything and throw your couch through a wall
I got my taco Bell order home and they forgot my Mexican pizza. I pulled back in there and went Full Mario Kart.
Full Mario kart by Xbombtrackx October 10, 2017

blurry mario 

"Hey man I was super drunk last night and made out with a blurry Mario"
"Ew gross bro!"
blurry mario by rentit69 August 9, 2018

Super Mario Bros. 

1. A series of video games developed and published by Nintendo.
2. A 1985 video game developed and published by Nintendo for the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES)/Family Computer (Famicom) and later rereleased for the Game Boy Advance, Nintendo Wii Virtual Console, Wii U Virtual Console, Nintendo 3DS Virtual Console, and a title included with Nintendo Switch Online for the Nintendo Switch.
1. Super Mario Bros. is overrated
2. Someone beat the world record speed run for Super Mario Bros.
Super Mario Bros. by Cezico October 19, 2019