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marcutio

A man that pulls all the bitches and can be a complete douche
Bruh how does he get the bitches?? He's a Marcutio I swear
by 420blazeitm8 January 26, 2017
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Markus

One of the 3 main characters of the game "Detroit: Become Human " who becomes the leader of the deviant androids and is voiced by Jesse Williams
"This world doesn't like people who are different, Markus. It's up to you to decide who you are and what you do"
by Dbh stuff July 5, 2019
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Mariusz

A polish looking man with wirey hemp like hair
"Errr look at that hair thats such a mariusz!"
"Hey anyone have any hemp, i better ask a mariusz"
by Bozzo123 October 30, 2019
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jan markus

This is a rather rare Norwegian name. A Jan Markus is usually one that looks like he has been dragged out of a pigs arse. People often think they smell really bad and his crooked smile often causes girls to faint because they are horrified. His nose usually resembles the shape of a BBD.
Man he's such a Jan Markus. Damn.
by lol9786386 April 18, 2018
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Sticky Mancuso

The act of restricting a mans scrotom with tape and glue while he is flacid thereby creating a sticky and painful mess the next time he becomes erect.
Spencer’s wife requested he procvide her with a sticky mancuso to end their romantic evening.
by Josh Nickels June 18, 2018
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Marius

Being rslow.
"Why are you a marius today?"

" I don't know, I smoked a lot last night"
by P.O.T.H.E.A.D March 5, 2017
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Marcos

Someone shady, lying, manipulating, macho, selfish, sadist, mean, pervert, in one other word, one big asshole.
His main hobbies are:
- making up fake stories about you and trash you in your back to make himself feel above and cool to people, without considering the damages done.
- fib you like crazy and betray you afterwards in order to break you and make you feel miserable.

Unless you like being brainwashed, despised, disrespected, humiliated and let down like crap, if ever you meet one guy with this name RUN AWAY before he will screw you.
Also, one thing to always keep in mind when meeting or befriending such person: never believe / trust him. EVER.
Ex 1:
- Man I'm so mad about that mean Marcos. He made up some fake stories about me & my girlfriend, only trying to make us break-up.

Ex 2:
- I'm selling my car to that blond guy I met in this bar. I think you know him.
- Oh no bro don't sell to this dude, he's a crook. he's had criminal records already, he will try to screw you by any way he can. Just sell your car to another dude or you won't get your money!

Ex 3: - Hey girl don't be sad, that Marcos was just using you for sex.
- I know, but he told me so many sweet things... I can't believe he betrayed and ditched me in such nasty and low ways.
- Yeah but he was just fibbing and manipulating you for more sex. Forget him, he's just an asshole, you deserve better.
by celiagod May 2, 2013
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