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Mid-Lunch Crisis

It's lunchtime and the choice between Subway and McD's ain't gonna cut it.
I'm so hungry I could eat a cow and there sure isn't any of that at McDonalds. It's a Mid-Lunch Crisis. I ordering Chinese!
by Evinrude LePre December 20, 2007
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dirty lunch lady

When your woman dishes diarrhea out of your ass and puts it on a bun thus eating it, this is known as a sloppy joe
Im hungry lets go back to my place and make a dirty lunch lady
by team anal March 13, 2014
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horny lunch lady

by Horny fat lunch lady March 21, 2017
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Open-Face Hot Lunch

An open-face hot lunch is when some shits on your face without the plastic wrap needed in a Hot Lunch.
by Cleveland T. Steamer October 20, 2008
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Blue Head Lunch

The code name for Blue top Smirnoff vodka ½ pint aperitifs at a welder’s lunch break at the shipyard during the 60’s
like the "Blue Plate Special"
Lets get us a short dog and have a Blue head lunch.
by Blind-dog June 25, 2009
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parking lot lunch box

It is basically a 12oclock car fuck. During their lunch break, two people arrange to meet at there favorite parking lot. After parking adjacent from one another, one of the two looks in both directions before climbing into the other's car. They then have a car-shaking fuck followed by a ham n cheese sandwich. After they are finished they return to their jobs in their separate cars.
It was 10 minutes after 12PM, they were cutting it close, It would have to have a quicky parking lot lunch box today.

Mr. Fitzgerald had to take his car to the carwash after a parking lot lunch box that afternoon; there were crumbs everywhere.
by PrincessGaylordFocker September 13, 2017
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Sandwich Lunch Provided (slp)

The reason for doing something or going to an event, the same way how you will only go to an occasion if there is a "sandwich lunch provided".
Are you going to the races because Warona's going, and she's the sandwich lunch provided (slp)?
by Eazy-Ed October 25, 2017
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