Lazy-ass

Person who tell you that he will come to a group reunion but he never show up and never help in the project

Dany: When will Carlos come?
Miguel: He will never come, is a lazy-ass

by Guismo March 14, 2017

Lazy

When Cody is too fucking lazy to do his own job and he asks everyone to do it for him.

Incoming text: Can you call that customer from Thursday so we can arrange to pick up a dolly. Jack said he’d pick it up. -(Because I’m too lazy playing basketball to pick up the phone.)

by Nofucks0361 March 20, 2019

lazy snickers

When your dick gets soft and a chick poops your dick out it resembles a limp lazy snickers

She was so ugly that the Viagra didn't even work it went soft and the b**** farted me right out of her a****** and my dick looked like a lazy Snickers covered up and caramel peanuts but it was just poop

by Dingofish May 15, 2024

Lazy boy/recline

New Canadian terminology that is said when a pitcher has 2 strikes on the batter. Teammates in the dugout are obligated to tell the pitcher to throw him a lazy boy. As the pitch is being delivered, the teammates say “andddddd recline” as the ball crosses the plate for strike 3. As Orthner and Coach Frank have given examples of how it is done, it is supposed to be said in a relaxing tone.

“Throw him a lazy boy!” said Orthner to the pitcher.

“Orthner what the hell does that mean?” Says a fellow teammate.
“Just watch….andddd recline”

Lazy boy/recline : a Canadian saying when the pitcher has 2 strikes on a batter

by PDUB03 September 20, 2022

the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

a sentance with every letter in the english lexicon typically used to test typewritters or keyboards to test if all letters work

Customer: "my keyboard doesnt work"
technician:the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
technician: you lied

by why is everything being used April 12, 2022

lazy snuzan

In ancient folklore, Lazy Snuzan is the ghost widow of her crazed insomniac husband who killed her. Like a parasite, she spends her time searching for a host bodies. When she finds and inhabits her host she will do anything to sleep for as long as possible. There have even been reported cases where lazy Snuzan has physically possessed her victims and forced them to hide, switch off, bury or destroy their own alarm clocks during a sleep state.

Wake up! Has Lazy Snuzan got you again?

by Bakedpotato771 April 18, 2016

Lazy employee

Known as a Timmy Sullivan

Hey boss sorry I’m late. Are we getting off at 10 a.m today so I can take a nap by 11. Also have you seen my new hammock I installed in the not so much work van. Lazy employee

by PorkNbeans123 September 15, 2022