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Jesse

He is the most wonderful and in credible person you will ever meet in your life. He will make you smile even on your hardest days. He is everything a girl would ever want for a boyfriend. He makes you feel special and loved. When you are in his arms you’ll never want to leave because you feel so safe and protected and loved. You could stare into his eyes forever and always know that he’s there for you and will never let you down. He is the most special person that anyone will ever meet in a lifetime and when you find your Jesse you will know and you’ll never want to be away from him ever again.
girl:I just talked to the sweetest guy on the planet
girl: what was his name?
girl:jesse
girl: duh
by carebear123456 December 3, 2020
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Jesse

Gym-bro who has major ego problems and can listen to himself talk for hours. He will constantly insult you about any and everything and use mind games to get what he wants. He will never say anything nice unprovoked. At the end of the day he thinks getting deep inside your head is somehow his way of "knowing you" when he doesn't even know how to pronounce the word "about" right. HUGE GASLIGHTER. fails at being manipulative.
friend; omg Jesse is so hot

me; no, he literally told me to throw up dinner for the next 3 months

friend; oh
by jessewilldiein42days April 24, 2022
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Jesse

by Carson209 September 27, 2020
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Jesse Schmit

a fucking noodle head who doesnt let you borrow his canoe over spring break
Quit being a Jesse Schmit, youre such a buzz kill
by flowbro33 July 26, 2016
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Jesse

As a Jesse I can confirm this to be accurate. We love nikes, super picky about shoes. Nerds at heart, anything we feel strongly about we tend to be very stubborn. Can be too forgiving but for the right person thats okay. Loves sleeping in probably way too late, unless in the mood to be a morning person which is quite rare. Sense of humor heavily relies on sarcasm and horrible puns that make you cringe. Dosent like large crowds and can be seen as antisocial unless they are with friends in which case they dont shut up. We mean well although we say alot of stupid shit. We love a challenge, always.....
Bro that jesse guy is kinda odd...
by Potato_slapper October 6, 2019
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Jesse

Young man who chooses his words carefully, not only his words but his bond with the people he dines interest. Anime freak when it comes to action. Flirty with girls but doesn’t get with them(Not all of them). Chamorro/671/GUAM. Jesse(Jesus)
by Jhazmynn March 20, 2018
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Jesse

Jesse is just an all around great guy who cares and loves everything and everyone. if you haven't met this guy yet get moving because you wont find anyone like him. he's hot af with a six pack with bigger muscles then your head. he cares about everything even things he doesn't like . just saying this guy is AWSOME
Jesse is AWESOME
by YOUR BOYYYY September 6, 2017
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