Jacey

A hot blonde with a nice ass and tits, she will be a hoe when older but many guys will still want her

Damn she looks like a Jacey, her ass and tits are nice and she has blonde hair

by bigdickrickgetsallthechick January 20, 2015

jacked

Taken. Usually in a jacked up manner.

Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.

by Micron X February 24, 2010

ass jacker

Someone who lubes up his dick and uses his girlfriend's ass cheek to rub the head against while he jerks off.

David totally jerked off on my ass this morning!
No way!
Yeah, he greased it up and everything!
Wow! Your boyfriend is totally a pervy ass jacker!
I know! It's really hot!

by IheartJewishDick July 2, 2011

jacked

belligerently drunk, coming from the original jack who is always drinking spiked something. thank you jack for teaching me how to add gatorade to vodka, not the other way around, youre the man

dude, you are SO jacked

by hardcore eskimo February 4, 2005

Jacked

To rob or steal from someone. The term derives from John Dillinger's nickname: "The Jackrabbit". The term hi-jacked is also a derivative of this word.

Damn son, Yung Berg just got stole in the face and jacked for his chain. What a hoe.

by tmpen76 July 13, 2010

jacked

a person being so "juiced" and having massive muscles
also being so over-confident about youself you feel the need to "jack" yourself out by pushing out your chest

you're so jacked!!

by Jacked Bro October 6, 2010

Jacket Dong

The strings on a jacket that adjust the hood.

Is normal if one jacket dong is longer than the other one.

by SolidSulfur November 27, 2010