Captain Jack Sparrow

Former captain of the Black Pearl. Known for his resourcefulness and campy behavior.

You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

Yeah, but why is the rum gone?

by ExAstris February 9, 2004

Jack Of All Asses

The ultimate Jackass. Everyone knows at least one of these. Will gladly accept credit for others accomplishments, usually full of themselves for no reason, and tend to have exceptional manipulative skills. Can often be seen reading poetry at Starbucks.

one example of a group of Jack Of All Asses would be the "earth lovers" who attend those 3 day hippie music festivals, and spend the whole time getting high as a form of "protest".

by Jeffey VonDarkeet March 15, 2008

infinite jack

The act of jacking off to a picture of yourself jacking off.

He found his own touch most satisfying while caught in the midst of an Infinite Jack.

by aggrobot October 18, 2006

fuck you jack

when jack is being a cunt, this phrase is very useful.

Jack: " you're a waste of fucking space, John."
John: " Fuck you Jack"

by richard baggs June 5, 2014

you jump, I jump, Jack

A phrase referring to the movie Titanic starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet. When Rose (Winslet) is getting ready to go into the water as the Titanic is sinking, she famously exclaims to Jack (DiCaprio), "You jump, I jump, Jack!"
It is a saying that implies that you have faith or trust in someone if they are willing to do it with you.

ex1) P#1: I know that this food looks really gross but it tastes really good, try it.

P#2: Hey, you jump, I jump, Jack

ex2) P#1: This water looks really cold and dangerous.

P#2: Don't worry, I'll be with you the whole time.

P#1: You jump, I jump, Jack!

by Silent Guitar March 17, 2009

Jack Sparrow

WHERE DO I START?!! Evil but adorable...dishonest but reliable...dopey but smart...sleazy but charming...drunk but......no, just drunk ;)

"But why is the rum gone?"
"...so we're all men of our word, except Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman..."
"Will, nice hat!"

by Anna December 9, 2003

Jackbag

Noun; A cross between jackass, from Old English and the German word for jerk, douchebag . Can also be used as an adjective to describe a dick move.

In response to a stupid act, Matt asked, "Why are you acting like such a #@$&%ing jackbag?"

"Altman, I can't believe you did that in that bathroom, that was a real jackbag move of you!"

by G. Kahn April 7, 2008