The French Tampon

When you soak your tampons in only the finest French champagnes. Such as a Salon Blanc de Blancs Le Mesnil-sur-Oger 2002. or a Pol Roger Sir Winston Churchill. Chilled is best, the champagne and the tampon.

"J'ai trempé mon tampon uniquement dans le meilleur champagne français" - How you tell people you are doing the French Tampon.

by Le Chatouilleur Français March 7, 2023

French Fart

When you are performing oral or penetration of the anus on someone and they fart in the process.

I brought her back to my place and while I was eating out her ass she gave me a French Fart.

by Big cock small nipples March 29, 2023

French Cracker

The art of the french cracker is when a dude nuts on another person, and they both allow the nut to dry. The nut will look like some weird fancy cheese shit that french people would put on crackers. The name also refers to the fact that only white people do this shit.

It is common to clean the french cracker by using it as a cheese platter, preferably with live cavier.

Man 1: That was a pretty good french cracker.

Man 2: Yeah, but I think they should have used a different cracker. The one they used looked pretty ugly.

by Exhuman12 May 3, 2018

French missionary

Being like the the French in WWII and just laying on your back taking the dicking from everyone.

Dude Rachel got the ole french missionary from the language club.

by Shanemane January 30, 2022

french empire

It can mean two things, the french imperial empire or the french colonial empire. The french imperial empire was when an average height corsican guy(Napoleon) tried to take over europe. There were two colonial empires. The first colonial empire was controlled by the kingdom of france. It's last colony got sold in 1803. The second one formed in 1830. It was when france conquered algeria. They later became the sixth largest country in history reaching their height in 1920.

person 1: The french empire almost took over europe
person 2: Which empire?
person 1: The imperial one

by scp sl guy August 4, 2023

French fries

The fucking cheapest and best American food in the world

Bob: Yo bro I’m hungry but poor :(
Jim: go get French fries from McDonald’s
Bob: oh shit I didn’t think about that

by Mamzmzmskksskzp August 22, 2020

French Listening

When someone is weirdly listening to you making out with someone else.

Stop "French Listening" at us weirdo!!

by Megpopper October 9, 2014