by natmckn June 23, 2012
A mythical creature, friendly in nature, who comes to visit one several hours after one consumes spicy foods - making one's butthole feel as though it were shooting out fire while one defecates. The Ass Dragon's friendly, playful nature often makes him want to hang out for hours, sometimes hiding for a little while, peek-a-boo-style.
One more jalapeño slice would just be inviting the Ass Dragon and I don't have time to have my ass feel like it's on fire every hour tomorrow as I am addressing the Supreme Court in a very important case.
by Muhammed Shibaz Moqito October 10, 2014
A situation where your sleep patterns have adjusted to a new time zone, but your bowel movements are still in the previous Timezone. This can be problematic for people who prefer to have natures calling before their morning shower.
by Jayspray May 13, 2018
Dracula ass is when a girl's ass is so fine you wanna grab a handful and with the spare hand grab her hair, yoke her head sideways and bite her neck.
by 813kracker August 28, 2017
by FASHWANIUGANDI February 01, 2018
When a girl perferably (hot) has a nice rack and ass all in one pack which is not very hard to find in this day and age.
by Realinfo December 18, 2013
by assyarn February 06, 2015