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media hog 

Usually a female teen, media hogs are the type of people who like boy band songs, nickelodeon shows, etc. (that many people would claim as "american stupidity.")

Most namely, media hogs are into things like the Jonas Brothers and ICarly. These people like them for basic teenage drama and the idea of dating. You know, the whole "i like this boy sooooo much he's sooooo cute" people... dating is their whole thing. They focus their lives on it.

They also tend to be fairly familiar with every basic radio hit from things like Kidz Bop and Radio Disney. Even the popular people in their media hog's local high school aren't that dumb.

Media hogs seem like they have nothing better to do with their lives, so they make it look like their lives have so much history and they're all that. The truth is that it's really just repeating a cycle of "ooo this boy's so cute, i think i love him!", dating the guy, and after being dumped because he got a life, moving to a new guy.

Media hogs are termed "hog" because they look for the most recent famous love thing to keep their free time occupied so that they don't have time to realize how stupid their lives are. Most namely, the Twilight series has caught on with media hogs. It's very sad because books, shows, songs, and things of the like are usually not that bad media to begin with but are turned stupid by the media hogs.
Yo karyn? she's such a media hog! her last facebook status was "is watching david archuleta on icarly. reading eclipse. bed? idk yet. i love you edix ♥ 7 days!! =D."
media hog by DJ Russly February 7, 2009
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Ryann Rossi is an awesome slam hog.
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fweet hog 

A term used for a hog hog covered in shit, and it is usaully after fucking a pretty cunt becuause the dad said he wanted action
fweet hog by fweet wahan July 28, 2008

maòa rotten hog murderer 

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her son & mother plus other two friends
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Doom Hog 

When someone lights your Worthog on fire in halo 3
1st Player: Wow dude. You're Worthog is on fire!

2nd Player: Yea, it's my Doom Hog
Doom Hog by Will Cole October 17, 2008

On The Hog 

A term used to describe when someone has contracted the H1N1 influenza ('Swine Flu').
Did you hear? Bill's on the hog. He won't be back to work for two whole weeks.
On The Hog by RoisinDubh October 26, 2009
Someone who wants to be a tattoo artist but doesn't want to tattoo. They will tell everyone they are a tattoo artist but will only tattoo the designs they want to do, whereas a real tattoo artist will pretty much tattoo anything on anyone at any time.

They can be overheard saying things like "I don't tattoo for money," and often insult the customer's idea or choice of tattoo.

A space hog thinks that because they make tattoos they are entitled to being respected and or admired regardless of their character.
We went to the studio to get a tattoo but it was just a bunch of space hogs stroking each others ego's and trying to talk us into things we don't want.

I wanted to get a tattoo but some space hog tried to talk me out of it so I left.
Space Hog by Bigote Grande May 9, 2011