Pot Hipster: That douche that's always telling people shit like "you know, marijuana doesn't cure everything, right?"
Dude I had a pot hipster in my circle last night.
Oh god what happened?
He started lecturing people about his all-knowing ways of why marijuana is just a plant and why we're all idiots for loving it.
Oh god what happened?
He started lecturing people about his all-knowing ways of why marijuana is just a plant and why we're all idiots for loving it.
by motleychristo November 23, 2013
Get the pot hipstermug. The "Smokey Hipster" involves two hipsters with manbuns, one hipster takes a sic rip from his vape and blows it into the asshole of the other hipster with a blue straw. The recipient farts consistent vape rings from his butthole, while the 1st hipster aggressively tries to thrust his penis through every ring produced, all while maintaining absolutely no eye contact.
This act seems to be more successful when performed in San Francisco.
This act seems to be more successful when performed in San Francisco.
"Hey Bill, did you charge your vape?" "Yes"
"Good, let's do The Smokey Hipster. I wanna go with non-GMO, cookie flavored vape this time"
"Good, let's do The Smokey Hipster. I wanna go with non-GMO, cookie flavored vape this time"
by MoonPye March 22, 2021
Get the The Smokey Hipstermug. Someone who acts very much like a hipster without even trying. Most if not all their favorite books, movies, video games, etc will be completely non-mainstream or obscure. They don't normally like things that are mainstream but unlike a traditional hipster it's not just for the arbitrary reason that they are mainstream.
unintentional hipster: "Eminem has great lyrics but he lacks the vocabulary that Aesop Rock has, I like him alot more."
friend of unintentional hipster: "Who tf is Aesop Rock? Do you mean A$AP Rocky?"
unintentional hipster: "No."
friend of unintentional hipster: "Who tf is Aesop Rock? Do you mean A$AP Rocky?"
unintentional hipster: "No."
by realUsernameHours January 2, 2018
Get the unintentional hipstermug. A fat, bearded gay man that wears ill fitting clothes,( mostly flannels). He also claims to be highly skilled in the arts and sciences but his actions will prove he has no clue of either. He will often wear hot topic style clothes of old punk and metal bands to try and impress the real men in his life; However real men with see him as the poser he truly is.
by lordofalltime January 15, 2018
Get the hipster seanmug. I threw away all my Iron Maiden CD's after I heard the Hipster God go on a rant about how pretentious they are and how they think they're so smart - thanks Hipster God!
by Cryptic IV May 14, 2017
Get the Hipster Godmug. A game that is played historically in the inner Northern suburbs of Melbourne amongst gentrified youth. It was originally invented by a miss C Speldewinde during the years of her cultural enlightenment.
Let's play "Hipster or Homeless", I'll go first.... look at that guy over there in ripped jeans, 90's basketball jumper and scruffy beard. Hipster.... or.... homeless?!?
by Spindlewindle July 9, 2016
Get the Hipster or Homelessmug. The type of person who tries to justify their localness by saying that they have been liking something before it was popular.
Local Hipster: “OMG, I’m such an Arianna Stan. I hate locals.”
Confused Bystander: “But Arianna Grande is the most popular singer in the world. Doesn’t that make you a local?”
Hipster Local: “What... I... No. I liked her before she was famous.”
Confused Bystander: “Oh, so your a Hipster Local.”
Confused Bystander: “But Arianna Grande is the most popular singer in the world. Doesn’t that make you a local?”
Hipster Local: “What... I... No. I liked her before she was famous.”
Confused Bystander: “Oh, so your a Hipster Local.”
by PoopDealer134 July 26, 2019
Get the Hipster Localmug.