halfcan bandit

A cunt wad who regularly leaves half cans of soda throughout ones residence. See also 'sandbag'.

Andrew consumed one half of his freshly opened can of diet coke, and then left it by the base of the couch. When the rest of the housemates proceeded to clean the house and found many half filled cans of diet coke they all cursed his name, fucking halfcan bandit!

by Le Frat House January 17, 2008

half a sandwhich

When a persons ass is so awkward looking, and miss shaped that it resembles half of a sandwhich or in teenager slang "half a sandy".

(person C walks by)
person A: oh shit look at that ass looks like half a sandwhich.
person b: HALF SANDY
A & B : giggles.
poor person C, they dont even know what it means. lawl. : )

by $$DOLLADOLLAHUSTLAS$$ June 11, 2009

Half A Blower On

Kind of, very intoxicated. You are aware that you are probably above the legal limit and are annoying everyone around you. Your card playing abilities are somewhat limited, but you still play anyway. You plan a lot of things with people and tell a lot of things to people, but forget about them the next day.

Yesterday was a long day. I had my first few beers around 10am and kept drinking all day. By the end of the night we were at the bar playing cards, but I had a "Half a Blower On" and didn't know what was going on!

by Vanilla Thunder 22 April 19, 2010

Halfenese

A half White, half Asian person. Not to be confused with wasian.

"Is that kid white?"

"No, his mom's asian"

"But he looks white"

"He's halfenese"

by BAMF of the day May 18, 2010

Half Marathon

A sexual position where a female clings upside down to a male's front and sucks his genitalia (or a blowjob ) whilst he runs on the spot. If said female chokes or is sick, this is known as a Paula Radcliffe.

Cat: want to try some sick new sex moves tonight?
Matt: sure, like what?
Cat: the half marathon?
Matt: sounds like fun!

by thegingerfurby December 11, 2011

Half Lincoln

When you are trying to give someone an Abe Lincoln (dropping a load on a girls chin, spreading it from ear to ear and sprinkling it with fresh cut pubic hair) but for some reason you can't complete the task.

Ie; lack of pubic hair or girl wakes up after load is shot.

Jay: "Yo bro, I went to bust out the Abe Lincoln on that skank I brought home last night, but the bitch pulled back and wiped her chin after I dropped my baby batter. Just another half Lincoln."

Kevin: "You sneaky son of a bitch, haha. Don't worry man, there is always next time. I recommend keeping a bag of cut pubes on the nightstand to avoid any delay."

by Kelowna Jay June 23, 2011

Half Nero

Some one who has both a penis and vegina on their head.

One at that half Nero!

by dirtydavey August 6, 2012