goon laid

a drink consisting of Kool-Aid and multiple pounds of sugar

maaaaan, that was some bomb goon laid

by tomtomtom jenakins January 25, 2018

Goon

A goon is someone who does illegal type of shit.

Damn that kid is a Goon

by lilgoon48 May 7, 2018

Flicker Gooning

The act of Gooning your male genitals (jerking yo shi) while simultaneously fingering your booty hole

"Ben, Stop Flicker Gooning in class I can hear it from across the room man"

"Not now I almost beat my record of 2 Minutes bro just let me cook"

by TipTickleson1972 June 1, 2024

gooning

Child kidnapping that’s legal in most of the United States.
Usually done to children sent to a wilderness program or residential treatment center.

“Did you hear about Dave?”
“Yeah, his parents are gooning him to an RTC.”

by Medical Negligence Protester July 10, 2024

Spunk Gooning

When you have a bunk bed and you are on the top bunk and cut a whole through the middle to then stick your penile structure down the hole for the person on the bottom bunk to pleasure it

Me and my cellmate got caught Spunk Gooning last night in prison.

by d1boogering May 6, 2025

Gooning

Gooning means achieving the trance-like blissful state while masturbating or masturbating meditatively.

Ive been gooning for 3 weeks straight, im bouta bust.

by dennis teni March 28, 2024

Moon Goon

It’s is when you shoot a buffalo under the moon and goon withe the boys.

I went moon gooning last night

by Ky weber November 18, 2023