Origin: Lutheran
CHERRY (and only cherry) Kool-aid mix WITH the sugar AND 1-1.5 more cups of sugar added. Often paired with Oreos.... and then Dodgeball. #PraiseJesus
CHERRY (and only cherry) Kool-aid mix WITH the sugar AND 1-1.5 more cups of sugar added. Often paired with Oreos.... and then Dodgeball. #PraiseJesus
by kisserT September 04, 2022
A Cult that Praises Luke Jillings (OriginalHuman) and follows his teachings in the art of Reaction Videos and Warfare Gameplays
*OriginalHuman*: "I heard you guys started a cult? I don't know what's going on but I love all of you guys
*Lukeist High Priest*: "Lukeism Church, show love to our God
*Chat*: "All Hail Luke"
*Lukeist High Priest*: "Lukeism Church, show love to our God
*Chat*: "All Hail Luke"
by DubiousHarbor9 April 23, 2020
a history professor: students, what's the fastest way to go hell and to be punished by either G-d or the Unforgivables?
student: to become Jesus Christ the historical character and to reform The Church?
professor: Correct you are, but this only applies, as you yourself pointed out, to Jesus the historical character,
student: to become Jesus Christ the historical character and to reform The Church?
professor: Correct you are, but this only applies, as you yourself pointed out, to Jesus the historical character,
by Sexydimma September 18, 2012
a history professor: students, what's the fastest way to go hell and to be punished by the Unforgivables?
student: to reform The Church?
professor: Correct you are, but I would guess, that in Jesus's case, this would only apply to him as a historical character. The Romans saw Jesus as someone who was trying to reform The Church.
student: to reform The Church?
professor: Correct you are, but I would guess, that in Jesus's case, this would only apply to him as a historical character. The Romans saw Jesus as someone who was trying to reform The Church.
by Sexydimma November 05, 2012
1. A man or boy who gets numbers from women or girls at a Church or Temple of God under the guise of being friendly and worshipping God, but really is only trying to sneak into their lives through text messages, thinking the Churchgirl is easy because they are supposed virgins.
2. A deceptive man who preys on church going woman or girls only to get into their pants because he was told they were easy with no regard of the woman's or girls relationships. God had other plans.
3. A complete ass wipe.
2. A deceptive man who preys on church going woman or girls only to get into their pants because he was told they were easy with no regard of the woman's or girls relationships. God had other plans.
3. A complete ass wipe.
Sister 1 : Hey remember that guy who asked for your number, then texted you only to get at you?
Sister 2: Oh you mean the guy at church?
Sister1: Yeah Him! he just did the same thing to me! what a Church-Weirdo!
Sister 2: Oh you mean the guy at church?
Sister1: Yeah Him! he just did the same thing to me! what a Church-Weirdo!
by Bryticus September 29, 2018
The Wein Church is a church and religion that revolves around the idea that all people deserve big titty anime girls.
by LimetHeboss May 30, 2021
Gluttony ridden church that'll give you $15,000⁰⁰ shoes instead of a car when you paid for a g license causing bodily harm and suicide
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022