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FARTERS

A group of the best worldwide known flatlulence creators, if you are a "FARTER" you could class yourself as one of the greats, up there against Elvis and Michael, now some people might think the "FARTERS" are just regular old farting civilians, but they are much more than that, they have over 570 businesses and facilities dedicated to Fartin, tootin, and a little bit of pootin, they started their Fart organization in March of 1965, the "FARTERS" will continue to grow and thrive.
Holy crap is that the "FARTERS"??

How do I join the "FARTERS"??

I wish I was as cool as them.

FARTERS is the best
by Yourmamaismymama65 April 19, 2022
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farmers blowjob

When you are sucking dick and you proceed to farmers blow(pinch one nostril and blow your nose) then continue to lick off the snot from the cock
Chad: bro this girl gave me a farmers blowjob yesterday
brad: yoooooo!!!
by shooop dowoop April 22, 2022
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Farmers Football

When you are in bed with your girl and you fart under the sheet and spit in the air and see if she catches the fart or the spit.
My brother played farmers football with his girlfriend last night and she passed out from the onion ring farts
Outs
by D34DSK1N May 22, 2022
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Farberries

A rare type of berries only seen in northern Scotland. They have yet to be publicly announced to the new public, due to the extreme power of these berries. The berries have the ability to grant several magnificent powers. Those include invisibility, self-duplication, and underwater breathing, just to name a few.
Just found out I can breathe underwater. Must of been those farberries I ate a couple of days ago.
by KingNation120 June 2, 2022
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Faufernickle

A type of bread, formerly known as brioche. However, brioche is a cheese.
Some dude: “My favorite burger bun is brioche.”

You: “Bro that term is so outdated. Don’t you mean faufernickle??”
by Jjoshyy69 June 11, 2022
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Farmersliga

Farmersliga (also known as the Bundesliga to many) is the top-tier football league in Germany.

Known as the Farmersliga, due to teams like SpVgg G. Fürth and Arminia Bielefeld existing only for Bayern and Dortmund to farm for points.

Consequently, players farming goals and assists against these teams, like Lewandowski and Müller, are highly rated, when in reality they are utterly useless outside of the Farmersliga.
Hey man! Wanna watch Bundesliga with me?

Nah bro! I don’t mess with that Farmersliga crap. I prefer watching bigger leagues like the EFL Championship and Serie C.
by Lombard Montague June 17, 2022
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Faffer

noun

A person who faffs about uncontrollably.
that boy is peeing on the casket, hes a blimin' faffer!!!
by Ed’s wife June 23, 2022
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