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Fap Money

Earning money by fapping. Mostly an incentive for youth by organizations like fertility clinics, sperm banks and health care centers.
Getting paid to jerk-off? Fap Money
by anonymous December 10, 2020
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Fap

A term used by Dace Reider to ¨Jerk it¨
Leana left me but I still fapped to her pictures.
by TravisSocks May 5, 2022
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Fap February

Another month in which guys must fap 2 times a day NO MATTER WHAT they must it's man kinds destiny to do this if you have a good stable relationship well TO BAD fap fap to your hearts content no matter what your mom and dad say YOU MUST FAP!!
Guy 1: It's almost Fap February we must be prepared men.
All The Men: WE WILL COMPLETE OUR DESTINY!!
by The Holy Salad November 2, 2019
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Wetty Fap

A rapper with 2 veiny dick tattoos on both sides of his cheeks and a tattoo on his forehead saying "I Fucked Your Cousin"
Wetty Fap got drunk one night than became a huge rapper the next day fucking your cousins
by Gage2003A3 March 7, 2020
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fap dial

Fap dialing is the act of accidentally calling someone while masturbating or engaging in a sexual activity. This commonly happens when one has his/her phone in their pocket while masturbating and their body accidentally dials a number and calls it.
"Dude, I'm in huge trouble, I accidentally fab dialed my mom last night and it left a voice mail! She heard everything! Dang, I hope I never fap dial anyone again."
by No Comment, I'm done January 11, 2017
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w faps

Friend 1: Yo bro, I just found some w faps for the day
Friend 2: Thanks, goon-lord
by Crasherfunkey July 20, 2025
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WETTY fap

A WETTY fap is when your jerking and some nut but not all comes out so you finally finish pounding your meat slobbered with your own nut
Ahhh man I WETTY fapped allllllll over my aunt
by Nigger808 March 26, 2023
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