Fap

Noun; Acronym for FINGERS and PALM. USING. The hand (palm and fingers) to materurbate

To fap, Using his fingers and rosy palm he fapped it out

by AngryCouple13 December 5, 2021

fap machine

When someone just can’t stop fapping…

Guy 1: *fap fap fap…*

Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!

Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police…

*a few minutes later*

“This is the police! Put your hands up!”

Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…

“Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”

*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*

by bruhthisismyhandle October 20, 2022

FAP

F. A. P. Short for : For Academic Purposes

Used to find out about someone in order to masturbate without having to say you are going to but clearly are

What's the name of that pornstar FAP?

I need to know that name for academic purposes.

by Tibbarium August 20, 2020

croft fap fif

A croft fap fif is were your pussy turns into a cat and says hi

That croft fap fif fAM

by Yeehahahaha October 30, 2018

FAP

Fat Ass Pussy

When you meet a girl and you say hey that’s a FAP. My dream girl will have a fat ass pussy.

by KatyRussoProblems June 20, 2025

Dick Fap

A dildo shiting rainbows

Woah did you see that Dick Fap

by Kadens Gay November 11, 2015

Fap Rap

Pornstars that write rap songs that solely contain sexually explicit content.

Riley Reeds fap rap is fire af

by Allamerican July 12, 2017