Fake Paddy's Day

The holiday celebrated one or two weeks before St. Patrick's Day (and Spring Break) to allow for maximum participation in group drinking.

Budweiser sells green beer in cans? This is going to be the best Fake Paddy's Day ever!

by Jumpin' Jack Flash March 13, 2009

Fake Cigarette

A fake cigarette is any rollable hand rolled cigarette e.g. top, buglar, american spirit when in the company of real cigarettes, which are any name brand cigarettes e.g Camel, Newport, Marlboro.

Yeah, but those are fake cigarettes.

by tokyo_rockwell December 7, 2010

fake pumping

claiming to have something that you really dont; lying; being fake; Originated in Cleveland, OH

"I gets so much money!"
--"Yea, whatever. Stop fake pumping!"

by cleveland'_'bread November 26, 2010

fake yoga

The act of using yoga for self-aggrandisement, to define personal style or to make money in the yoga business. All talk and no action. The charlatan doing fake yoga is often seen looking good in yoga clothes, or making money through dialog based instruction, but doesn't actually do the yoga that they preach. This person uses spiritual Buddhist or Hindi proverbs to sells out the spiritual aspects of yoga, while collecting fees for yoga classes. Often the person who is faking yoga works at a yoga studio and gains sympathy by telling personal stories of car accidents or physical trauma, that leave the them unable to perform, but able to make money talking about yoga.

The fake yoga instructor has great success telling other people how to do yoga, but rarely can complete an entire class without laying down in savasana through difficult poses.

by Honeysucklefeast April 9, 2012

Fake Eyelashes

Uncomfortable torture machines for girls who don't think their eyelashes are long enough.

Girl 1: Omg your eyelashes are so long
Girl 2: Thanks, but they're fake eyelashes
Girl 1: Oh

by alxndrhmltn August 8, 2016

fake person

someone who backstabs and acts different to your face

paige kelly is not a fake person

by $Unkown$ October 26, 2016

fake depressed gacha kid

self diagnosed depressed 9-14 year olds who like gacha life and think they’re cool. they growl at people and sing songs like dynasty, human, fight song, angel with a gun, etc. they think being gay is a trend and usually are violent.

“i think i have depression..”
“do u like gacha life?”
“yea why.”
“hahahahahahaha, fake depressed gacha kid!!!”

by OneOfRamona’sEvilEx’s September 28, 2021