Royal Facial

Act of a man shooting cum across the woman's forehead creating the image that she is wearing a crown.

Girl have such great head I gave her a Royal Facial and crowned her queen of sucking dick.

by MrFreeze14 August 4, 2014

fece-faced

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An extreme level of Inebriation

He was so fece-faced when he got stopped by the Police that he could hardly speak.

by LawB March 30, 2015

clown facial

Where I guy cums on a girls face and the load runs down her face and she smears it in to make a clown mask out of semen

(Adam) Yo what's a clown facial? (Brittany) look above at the definition dumbass

by A hoe that's good at blowing. October 10, 2015

Shizz Faced

When a person becomes extremely drunk or, shit faced and has a large amount of semen, or jizz on their face.

Omg Becky, I went to Ybor and got shizz faced last night! Mega protein shake!!

by 69oface420 January 25, 2016

Philly facial

When blowing two or more brothers at the same time and they all dump a load on your face.

When Drew went to the phi delta delta fraternity house they gave him a Philly Facial.

by Brometheus Bear April 6, 2016

Shit faced

Under the influence of alcohol or any type of drugs.

Sybil was so shit faced she doesn't remember last night.

by sybil May 16, 2016

dorito faced

When a human or animal isn't high but looks like they are.

"Dude I think Marcos is high!"
"Nah he's just dorito faced; he'd never get high."

by IGotHoesForDays February 11, 2017