Facebook Philosopher

A person that constantly post in their Facebook status sayings that they feel are deep, motivational, and inspirational but they are really just annoying. Every status update seems like a bad toast.

Every day Kaylee changes her Facebook status to something she feels is deep and philosophical. She is such a Facebook Philosopher. Her posts should start out "Kaylee says ...."

by Hermit the Frog January 2, 2011

Government Facebook

n. a slang term to describe the sex offender registry online.

Man he got busted for rape I guess he gets to join government facebook.

by Aterrex January 3, 2009

facebook whore

Someone who seeks attention from anyone they can get on facebook. Posting "posing" pictures... Multiple online relationships, posting slutty comments on walls / pictures... And just general whoring.
These people are generally unliked by most, but are desperate to get online friends to make up for their crappy real life.

Dood: Shit, Melinda's such a facebook whore. WHERE IS THE BLOCK BUTTON DAMNIT?!

by kateva February 21, 2009

Facebook Terrorism

The act of tagging a photo in Facebook incorrectly with the intent to cause humiliation and/or yuks knowing full well that the photo will be sent through the target's News Feed for all friends to see.

Dude, Tori just pulled some Facebook Terrorism and tagged me in a photo of a bum sleeping on the street. That shit went out to my friends in the News Feed. Suxor.

by meow mix Muto January 14, 2009

Facebook Sword fight

One challenges another to a sword fight by posting at least 3 penis's (8====D) on random wall posts of a single person. He or she may fight back by posting 4 or more penis's on their wall (and so on). it is a battle to the death until one fighter can no longer one up the other fighter.

Steve is the master of facebook sword fight. he once posted 83 penis's on my wall until i gave in to his wrath.

by Singarama88 March 9, 2010

Facebook Stalking

Looking on facebook for someone, adding them, and constently checking their status and/or pictures.

Dude quit facebook stalking that bitch you were on her profile like 10 minutes ago.

by crazyarms October 27, 2010

facebook minion

creepy facebook stalkers who comment on every status update, picture, post, ect

STATUS UPDATE EXAMPLE
<user 1> : I am havin the worst day "eva"
<user 2>: whats wrong
SHOW ALL 362819378128 POSTS
<user 362819378129> smile gorggggg i wuv u

(user 1-362819378129 are facebook minions)

by sTiA July 19, 2009