fake ass bum 

Phony ass people with nothing going on in their lives but to cause drama and hate on people they envy.

Fake ass bums always try to stir up drama because they have nothing else going on in life.

fake ass bum by Real over fake April 13, 2017

fake friends 

people who make you feel like you are unwanted. fake friends don’t invite you places, call you names, act like you don’t exist, try and control your actions, try and control your feelings, and most importantly don’t care about your feelings. fake friends will act like they are your “friend” for a little and they will most likely suck up to you, then all of a sudden they will completely stab you in the back and betray you.

when i was a freshman in high school i had so many fake friends, they would act like one person but really was another inside.

fake friends by ellie327 November 8, 2018

Fake Shit 

A term for synthetic marijuana, aka K2, spice, etc, a potpourri blend that contains synthetic cannabinoids that was usually legal and sold in gas stations. Popular in the late 2000's and early 2010's, it was smoked when real marijuana was either unavailable or unable to be consumed due to being drug tested, as fake shit doesn't show in a drug test. The health effects of fake shit are very questionable.

Guy 1: "Hey wanna smoke some weed?"
Guy 2: "Nah I'm on probation and get drug tested so I smoke fake shit"

Fake Shit by Reconify July 1, 2019

Fake love 

-fakeu love
-fakeu cake
-fakeu friends

"i'm so sorry but it's fake love, fake cake—"

Fake love by Goddamn pseudonym May 31, 2020

fake eurofan

Dotter will win Esc 2021. If you didn’t like bulletproof you are not a eurofan.

Did you like bulletproof? Of course the winner of Esc 2020 I am not a fake eurofan

fake eurofan by Dotter should have won January 5, 2021

Fake Clap 

The act of clapping when you really don't want to, but feel forced to based on the circumstances.

I went to a function recently and I had to fake clap for that phony, Hillary Clinton, after her speech.

I was compelled to fake clap when Derek Jeter got a hit off of Johan Santana, otherwise, the bleacher bums would have thrown beer on me.

Fake Clap by Bronx-Bob August 16, 2009

Fake Football 

The Code The Americans Play. The one with all the hands on the balls and the ass grabbing. They say the superbowl is the most watched thing on T.V but the world Cup final ( the real football tournament) is watched much more.

Guy #1: Wanna Watch A Football Game?!?!?

Guy#2: Yer! I LOve Watching Men Grabbing Each Others Asses And Catching A Ball So They Can Do A Retarded Dance And give A Load of americans have an excuse to get fat!

Guy From Another Country: U Dick Heads.Its Fake Football For Christs Sake!

Fake Football by mike 90210 September 16, 2008