Enlisted

Someone who just joined the Trainee Corps of Attack on Titan. They are usually not very smart.

Sir, can I please skip training? I have done Enlisted too many times before and I really don't want to do it again can you please just rank me up?

by some training instructor August 14, 2019

Engrish

The melding of Japanese and English. For example, speaking mainly in english but adding in Japanese words where necessary.

Tom was speaking Engrish when he said,
"That cat is so kawaii."

by Sam Barnes February 10, 2005

English breakfast

When you wake up your partner by pinching off two crumpets on their chest and then teabag ginger them after you fill their mouth with piss

My girlfriend left me cause I gave her an English breakfast

by albynospyder July 28, 2015

English Mum

The art of sticking your unfinished beer down your pants before you walk out of a bar.

While we were hanging out at a bar one night, my friends English Mum stuck my fiances unfinished beer down her pants and walked out of the bar so we could go to another.

by Snatchhappy March 13, 2009

english wood

haha
poor eric
always gettin that damn english wood

dayam he's gettin english wood again

by da LLL foundurr fo shizzle November 12, 2004

engrish

its the language that a japanese deathmetal/heavymetal/thrashmetal bands singer speaks see sabbat-metalucifer-sigh-cut throat-etc.

man that dude in metalucifer speaks the bad engrish.

by kriegaroth May 27, 2005

EnglishPeterGob

One of several names given to atheistic Englishmen named Peter, they claim to be Australian, show low intellect, and have problems interacting socially, They are very abusive to people of faith.

GodFrosty GodFrostyAngel GodGobberAuzzieGobs GodGobberism GodGobbing GodFrostyPeter godgobber godgobberausssierosis godgobberization GodGobberist TheProfiler godgobberosis auzziegob god-gobber godbotherer

GodFrostyAngel: “Hello EnglishPeterGob, are you still involved with the GodGobberAuzzieGobs cult?”

EnglishPeterGob: “Get !@#$ed, GodFrostyAngel, all you !@#$ing GodGobbing *^%$s give me the %$*^s! And stop calling me EnglishPeter!, I’m GodFrosty, the original AuzzieGob. So go and get !@#$ed.”

GodFrostyAngel: “OK EnglishPeterGob, The Lord is patient; He is waiting to embrace you.”

by JustToEasy June 26, 2008