Dutch Mule

When straddling someone's back while they are asleep, facing the opposite direction. The assailant then pulls the sleeping person's pants down, puts a finger in their ass, and hangs on for the ride as the unsuspecting victim tries to throw them off.

Everyone that shares a room with Jason gets a Dutch Mule sooner or later.

by Dari Rama May 28, 2015

Dutch party

A term used by Americans to describe a party where each guest brings some snack and drink themselves, rather than the host providing them. This type of party is very uncommon to actual Dutch people, who call it an "Amerikaans feest" or "American party".

A truly Dutch party involves congratulating all the other guests with the birthday of the host, and sitting in a circle talking to other guests who you may only know trough the host, whilst eating cake or pie provided by the host (home made traditional Dutch apple pie: appeltaart, which origin predates the existence of the US, is especially common). Dutch parties are very gezellig.

Henk: "Hey, I'm throwing a Dutch party and you're invited!"
John: "Thanks, so I should bring some food and drinks, right?"
Henk: "No, that's an American party, I'll be making appeltaart for everyone! Don't forget to congratulate all the other guests when you arrive, though."

by Bright and Nerdy August 5, 2020

Mobile Dutch Oven

Driving in the car with your friends and rolling up and locking all the windows, locking the doors and turning on the heater.

Why are you rolling up the windows Angie? "Mobile Dutch oven bitch!"

by Lil' Am 85 July 29, 2009

Double Dutch Upside Down Reverse Flying Trapeze

A sexual act involving interlocking arms while grabbing ones own penis. The pair then proceeds to do somersaults while causing the other one to masturbate ones self. The pair will create an illusion that they are spinning on a trapeze.

Bob was injured while performing a Double Dutch Upside Down Reverse Flying Trapeze with Tom.

by Blindsleep June 23, 2015

Russian Ditch Sex

When you go on a run, and find someone is running, and you spontaneously have sex quickly in a ditch(russian=rushin)

The other day I wanted to get 2 different types of exercise so I had Russian Ditch Sex

by BallLicker27 January 7, 2017

Double Tapered Dutch Rudder

When two gentlemen perform a dutch rudder and both poop during the fluid exchange.

George Brett feel asleep after his double tapered dutch rudder

by 7ftsdmodeler April 27, 2011

Dutch Oven

to fart under covers and then pull the covers over your or someone elses head

chris fainted when i gave him a dutch oven

by Dude Dan January 16, 2003