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Donkey Punch

Every hear of asking? No need to punch a woman to get her to squeeze your dick with her asshole. Just ask, you'd be surprised what you might get. You'd be surprised what you might not get too: a charge of felony assault, hard time, and maybe even a Lorena Bobbit.
I donkey punched the bitch and was found guilty of felony assault.
by Hemp lover October 29, 2009
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Donkachu

Pronunciation: Dong-KA-chew
Function: verb

: To fail to account for the force of gravity with respect to the one's height above ground when leaping off any sort of ledge or cliff.
Wow, I can't believe he just Donkachu'd off that ledge.
by Nerkul December 15, 2008
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Donkay

Donkay means many things. Originally it was an expression of excitement, as in, you are in an airport on your way to a hedonistic Hawaiian vacation and you exclaim, "Donkay!!"

Oddly, it morphed into meaning, "penis" and then started being used to describe the sex act, even the vagina. It morphed again as a term of endearment, "Hey donkay girl"- it can even be used as a salutation, as in "donkay" (initial text to someone)- that person might respond with, "Donkay!" or something entirely different like, "what are you up to?"

Again, "Donkay" means many things.
"I hope your new BF has a big donkay!"

"Did you let him get to third base and touch your donkay?"

"It's certainly not very lady-like to get donkay'd on your first date!

"Donkay girl! long time no talk to!"
by Sab Fab and Jula Hoop January 19, 2014
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Wonkey Donkey

When A Girl/Woman Has One Larger Breast Than The Other.
Look At That Bitch! Shes Such A Wonkey Donkey!
by TashaB February 12, 2008
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donkey fuck

When one (or more) fellows participate in an act of beastiality involving a donkeys huge mega-dick. When Donkey-Fucking, one does not give it to the donkey most times, they usually suck/get butt fucked until the beast deposits a healthy load of semen into their ass/mouth
"Did you hear about the Donkey Fuck in the Red Sox locker room? Yeah, you can definately notice Manny Ramirez waddling to first base while clutching his ass. Yeah."
by Chris Steinke August 12, 2005
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badonk a donk butt

Yo I got to bounce a 9 cuz Im gonna tear up Shannon's Badonk a donk butt after we watch Halfbaked. So put that shit in and hit play and pass that.
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donkey kong

To do a girl from behind until the point of climax, then promptly smash a barrel on her back while beating your chest and yelling out loud. Afterward you may pull out a banana and have fun.
When a girl enters your room you must first explain why there is a barrel on or near the bed. You might have to explain to her afterwards what the donkey kong is and why you did it.
by isamu999 December 5, 2007
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