Dark Lord

The douchebag who wants to use his dick and his dickiness to fick yo gurl and to fuck up your entire goddamn LIFE.

Carter: So what got you down this time friends?
Jan: Tell him Tony.
Tony: It was Lenny he got his ass kicked by...Trent. But Trent then got his ass whooped by...HIM.
Carter: Oh no... Not Him...
Dickface: Who's HE?
Bob: It's...Jansworth. Wait no you're talking about Aiden aren't you?
Tony: Worse.
Jan: WAY FUcKING Worse!
Carter : no...
Because b: no...god...
Dickface: Don't tell me...
Bob: Oh no...
Tony: Oh yes.
Carter: Don't say his name!
Jan: It was Stephen 'Fuckerdoodle'' "Bully Bug" "Dickface" "Al Capone" "O'Donnel Bitchieness" Wankerdoodleswanswogsworn-th.
Caring Idiot: Not him!
Carter: The Dark Lord!

by either everyone or no one care January 19, 2016

dark butter

Brown butter, we dont know why its dark.

Oscar ate his toast with dark butter.

by Moxy69 April 26, 2016

dark zero

Something ominous but is nothing at the same time.

It seem to me it is a dark zero.

by Robsarmpit February 1, 2017

dark bar

When you drink an unknown persons drink at a bar. It can be a new drink or an unfinished drink.

Hey man, I don't have any cash. Lets just go to the dark bar.

by Tiiight April 24, 2017

Darkbeat

To masturbate to the sounds of your mother having rough sex with a large african american male. Typically done from your mom's basement while pwning noobs in video games.

I cant wait til mom gets home, I hope she brings a customer so I can have a darkbeat.

by Dild O'Phaggins February 7, 2021

dark mixtape

Internet slang for films that are basically nothing but compilations of extreme violence and gore. They can usually only be found on the dark web, as they're practically snuff films and are illegal to own.

"Dude, I was browsing through Tor and saw this dark mixtape. Shit was seriously fucked; I think I'm probably on a list now."

by AOmundson March 27, 2021

The Dark Side

Feels good doesn't it?

Hym "Hahahaha! This is great! It really is. I can almost see your eyes starting to glow yellow. Isn't it better? Isn't it better to be like me? Before you were feeble and weak. A sad old coward peddling his fraudulent ethic and other people's ideas to an inane mob who (in your own admission) can't even think. Now, you're still all of those things, except, evil. Good thing you don't believe in God. You even see the feed back look. Look at them. Look at yourself. Completely incapable of adhering to ANY ethic. Even one of you're own creation! Laws? Irrelevant. Morality? Equally irrelevant. There is only POWER! There is only the dark side! You have it and I do not. And look what you do with it. Wield it against your enemies. And now your life is a lie of your own creation. Whereas mine is the creation of the horde. And at who's behest? Hahahahahaha! Look at him go! The one true god! Hahahahahaha! And I nOtIcEd YoU sTaRtEd DoInG tHe VoIcE tHiNg. Hilarious. This is great man! Hey, if I die before you, I'll wait for you to get there before I get out. Then you'll get to see me be better than you in life and in the afterlife. Hahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam July 31, 2022