doing homework

An inconspicuous manner of telling another that you are leaving to go masturbate.

Hey man, sorry I couldn't go to the strip club with you. I was doing homework.

by ja1ck October 17, 2011

do i look like your momma?

Comeback used to disrespect someone elses mother.

Luke the up himself white guy: Mary you fat fuck.
Mary: Um excuse me, do i look like your momma?

by Cassie Thompson February 17, 2005

How you doing

How you doing

- Joey Tribbiani from F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Girl: hey
Boy: how you doing

Girl: 🤤

by Poo head shit face September 3, 2019

doing nothing

Vigorous masturbation

Matt: So Greg, what are you doing today?
Greg: Oh, i'm doing nothing much really.
Matt So, in other words you are going to masturbate vigorously all day.
Greg: ...yes.

by Justin Till October 1, 2009

doin' a paul mc cartney

when a man reaching middle-age seeks to convince his family that a girl nearer his kids age is his ideal bride. regardless of the inevitable protests offered up by his family and friends, he then defies them all - only to regret it later.

"dude, you're doin' a paul mc cartney dude"

by little-miss can't do wrong March 4, 2007

Doink

Sexual Intercourse.

the less aggressive word of FUCK.

"Did you doink her yet?"

by LEc2 May 14, 2003

Doing the Dan

The the act of having sex with a female, and having her pull off your condom because she wants you to rawdog it.

While certainly pleasurable, doing the dan is risky due to STD's, and unwanted pregnancy.

Durr...

"Shit man, I did the dan last night and I'm afraid that I might have a kid on the way."

or

"Yes doctor, I was doing the dan last week, and now it burns when I piss."

by Daddy Dan March 13, 2008