Dave Hog

the man himself navarra

That guy totally looks like a “Dave Hog”

by schillac attack November 12, 2022

Thirty Shades of Dave

A term that describe a man named Dave that is over 40 who creeps on young woman (age 20-30). Thirty Shades of Dave will hump anything that moves.

"Hey Tyra, who is that creepy guy starring at you?"
"Oh that is Thirty Shades of Dave, my horn dog neighbor!"
"You better watch out for him... Predator!"

by MikeOxhard12 July 30, 2012

Dave’s not here man

A phase used to determine that the piece of information you were looking for is null and void. Said as a response that politely indicates the answer is unknown.
Taken from the hit movie Cheech and Chong

Person (a) can you help me out later ?
Person (b) Dave’s not here man

by Deloris Schrodinger November 11, 2025

deep dave

A man with such along shlong that he gets in there pretty well. Also known as a Pornstar with a Big Dick.

“All the ladies love Deep Dave.”
“Deep Dave deep dives in ya.”

by kuromibunnyhunny October 12, 2021

old dave

A avid runner who only looks like an old man, has cankles, a hump back, Jells in his soles, and no to little hair.

I feel bad for old dave he had to retire after 8 years.

by big peeps October 23, 2003

Dave

Dave is a cat he dosent give a shit what he does or says, and dosent give a shit about no one, why? Cause he is dave... cat dave

- You just jacked the cops ....your a dave
- People put rubbish in the bin you put it on top of the bin....your a dave

by Yeah im a dave June 29, 2018

Dave Flawson Gel

A freakinʻ intentional misspellinʻ of David Lawson Gill

“ʻREEEEEEEEEEEEʻ said Dave Flawson Gel” said Ruan Megegin

by Megninja23 April 8, 2019