Dave Mackaying

Often seen in UK orgys, post 2020, due the rise in face mask use; "Dave Mackaying" is a sexual act involving a group of males each wearing a participating member of the acts buttocks on their face, as a kind of face mask.
Example 1.) There was quite a few of us dave mackaying round Lisa's last weekend.

Example 2.) Hey dude, you fancy joining us for some dave mackaying?
by Leftits March 07, 2021
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fakey daves

A phrase used by someone with little education in the English language, to describe prescription glasses.
Maybe u need to go to spec savers
Fuck ad get ur money back mate they give you fakey daves
by TheMightyOracle February 14, 2018
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hailey and dave

Hands down, best sex life ever. Hailey’s timid and poised nature balances out Dave’s boisterous manner. Dave’s blunt yet funny personality brings out Hailey’s goofy side when she’s being too serious. What one lacks in this relationship, the other makes up for. Wildly similar yet grossly different, these two make a beautiful pairing. If this couple doesn’t let their similar dominant natures get in the way of their love, they will stay together in a strong healthy relationship that can be broken by nothing. Did I mention they make a sexy AF couple?
I want what Hailey and Dave have. They’ll either be co defendants or happily together forever. Or maybe both?
by Psedocrazy November 24, 2021
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Dave Bartlett

An old ass pedophile who enjoys midget porn and touching small boys
Being a Dave Bartlett will get you 20.
by Slowam March 30, 2022
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dave deal

A dave deal is a deal which looks very promising, but when you look in the details the deal isn't that great as you at first sight thought.
Business cards are free, but then in the end you find out you have to pay for the delivery costs.dave deal
by I*ESN December 17, 2013
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Dave Sanderson

Dave is an uncomfortable yet cool fellow. He is shy but will sometimes break out of his shell. He has a large elbow and will use it for unusual things like riding a bike. He likes mangos especially on girls chests. He is a great dude.
"Did you see John at that party?"

"Yeah dude he's like a Dave Sanderson!"
by Harold Richards December 11, 2011
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