jesus condom peanut butter

Jesus condom peanut butter happens when someone eating a chicken sandwich gets pissed off

"Adrien, how's your mom"- Rami
"I'm so jesus condom peanut butter", says adrien with a mouth full of chicken and passion
"Well then stop watching vietnamese porn or I'll throw a grand piano on your velociraptor"

by Rami°0°I like tacos December 12, 2019

Alaskan Condom

The alaskan condom happens when you dip your Cock in snow hand thrust very hard until the womens vagina freezes and u have to eat her out to clean it

Damn I gave that girl the Alaskan Condom

by cocksuker2000 March 20, 2021

used condom

a pointless activity

"I put on a used condom last night some other guy left at her house."
"What was the point of doing that?"
"There was no point. I just didn't want to rawdog it."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

nut no condom

what you say when someone stating facts

“cardi b is way more gangsta then nicki”

“nut no condom”

by asfdghjk,. January 29, 2019

Condom xl

An extra large condom that’s really big

Hey my condom xl broke while I was inside my gurl now I’m a father das right

by Bootymaster696969696969 August 8, 2019

Condom

What your parents forgot to use

"I was born because my parents forgot to use a condom

by Ihatefortnite901 January 1, 2021

condom

something your parents should've used on you

dude : prolife is the best
gay men : actually you cant say that
dude : why
gay men : because what if you get a lady pregnant?
dude: uhhhh..
gay man : exactly, this is why your parents should've used a condom on you.

by imthegaybitchyoudontwannafight October 29, 2021