ticking clock

a ticking clock is a girl that is hot but is too young for you to make a move.

Dude check out the ticking clock, shes pretty hot
all in good time my friend, all in good time.

by TP Crew August 13, 2005

naked o'clock

The time of night/morning at a party when everyone takes their clothes off.....for fun.....for fun.

fucking yasssssssss, naked o'clock, git yer fud oot.

geez a swatch ae yer tits, its naked o'clock

oi, maw, its that time again.........

by Robho January 10, 2009

twelve o'clock flasher

tech support term
will never be able to fix the problem on the computer
a person who will never and should never be let near a computer.

We've got a twelve o'clock flasher

by Pony Boy September 10, 2003

mexican alarm clock

To fart in ones face to wake them from a sleep.

Dude last night my wife fell asleep watching the move, so I woke her up with the old "Mexican Alarm Clock"

by Drop Dizzle February 5, 2007

Reset The Clock

The clock is the measurement for the last time an individual has had sex. When a person has not had sex in a while (which is relative depending on the person) their clock needs to be reset. If they fail to reset the clock, it is possible they will go crazy and do something they'll regret. In conclusion, it is important to reset the clock every so often to maintain sanity.

Note: In order to reset the clock, some individuals may consider oral sex or heavy fondling as acceptable. I personally do not.

Deprived Guy: "I haven't had sex in a month, it's awful"

Friend: "You need to reset the clock bro"

by forrforr February 28, 2013

Slop Clock

A sandwich formed at a fast food restaurant by combining several items. The most common form of a Slop Clock is a the combination of a double cheeseburger, a chicken sandwich and french fries (the sandwich is organized in this order: bun, beef patty, bun, chicken patty, french fries, beef patty and finally a bun).

Justin: "Hey dude, what do you want from (insert fast food restaurant here)?"

Barrett: "Gimme a double cheeseburger, a chicken sandwich and a small fry, I'm making a slop clock!"

Justin: "A what?!"

Barrett: "A slop clock, you'll see!"

by Pstangggggggg December 16, 2009

alarm clock grenade

noun. An alarm clock which is set on a short timer by someone still laying in bed and then thrown to the other side of the room. When the alarm clock goes off its user will then have no choice but to get out of bed to turn it off. A common method of waking one’s self up.

'I was having trouble getting out of bed on Monday morning, so I chucked an alarm clock grenade.'

by KartoonHead September 26, 2011