CUS (Chapped Urethra Syndrome)

CUS ,or Chapped Urethra Syndrome, is a condition in which the urethral area is chapped to an extreme level. This chaffed area can be caused by aggressive intercourse, (ROUGH SEX!) ramming foreign objects/animals into the vaginal area, or just being a sluttyMcslut face, you slut.

So stop putting that "Silver Rabbit" into your cooter, and put a damn padlock on your sandpaper underground. WHORE.

Cures: Not being a hoebag, external creams, not being Ke$ha, home remidies, (including cat urine mixed with mayo) waxing your clitoris, and use a sandpaper/buffer on that badboy.
Symptoms: Your vagina exploding with puss and green crap.

"SHIT. Look at this, I might have that "CUS (Chapped Urethra Syndrome)" ShayShay said she had last week. Damn porch monkeys and their dirty dicks!"

"Damn, this girl I was gonna impregnate has 'dat "CUS (Chapped Urethra Syndrome)", and pussed all ova my dick, yo! I wus like, SHIT CUH, CLEAN DAT PUSS."

"I'd rather have dat Blue Waffle shit than this CUS on my pussy. Damn Jews. I wish Hitler was around!"

by Trish_The_Hebrew May 9, 2010

dave chappelle

a bad ass motherfucker who sreaks his
mind

don;t fuck with him.........................................

by bugsyleeo21 January 26, 2005

chappaqua

chappaqua is a place for rich people like me. we have money and we no it too. its not our falt that our parents have mini fortunes and they buy us eveything and anything. most people are jewish because thats just the way it is. We are all white and like it that way. chappaqua is the best town and people who live around us, give us shit for being the best. such as mt.kisco where there is defenetly not a shortage of mexicans. the guys are so hot and the girls become models.

"daddy can i have the 5000 dollar bag? please!!" yes ofcores!!!! we live in chappaqua!

by rich gurl January 5, 2008

Chappaqua

Scarsdale -esque but less well known

2. Everyone thinks they're greater than everyone else

Just stop doing that! People would never do that where I'm from, Scarsdale.

by Chappy May 3, 2004

Chappo

Wants some, but ain't got none, and ain't gonna get none.

The gayest man alive.

Failure to get tang.

"Hey, did Bob get any last night? "Nah man, he pulled a Chappo..."

"Dude, you're such a Chappo..."

by ja March 16, 2005

Chapple

1. A cherry and an apple combined
2. Cherry flavored Snapple
3. A place where Christians go to pray
4. Apple flavored chapstick

1. I'm quite hungry I'm going to go to the Chapple tree to get some fruit.
2. A nice Chapple sounds good right about now..
3. It's Sunday, time to go to Chapple.
4. My lips are chapped, I need some Chapple.

by Taloris September 6, 2011

chappo

best footy player ever he should play for school next year

dummies hits the gap and scores

by luke November 19, 2003