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WARM CHEESE

by FortniteDaddy June 6, 2018
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Gratin’ Cheese

When your digging and scratching at your itchy, often dirty and sweaty, bunghole and get a little bit of that stank under your fingernails.
I need to wash my finger. Peeeeeeewwww. Gratin’ cheese earlier got under my nails.

Your nails are all dirty braaaaaahhh. You been working in the yard? Naaaahh. I got some bad, itchy hemorrhoids so I was gratin’ cheese. That’s foul braaaahh.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
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pillow cheese

An unexpected an unfortunate accident after sex Santorum
Dude you left some pillow cheese at my house!
by Oneweirddude July 8, 2018
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Mexican Cheese

When a guy is having sex with a sombrero on, then violently cums on a plate while singing with a ukelele or mandolin, which his partner then keeps in the freezer to eat on May 5th.
Dude 1: So What were you up to yesterday?
Dude 2: Man, I served my girl up some Mexican Cheese, she loved it.
Dude 1: Oh nice, is that some type of spicy cheese?
Dude 2: No. Here, look, this is the definition.
Dude 1: What the fu-

Do not contact me or my family ever again.
Dude 2: I understand.
by investigate3.11 November 4, 2018
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schmegma cheese

Fermented deposits of white chunkiness on or under the foreskin of a dirty European wang. These deposits can often resemble in smell that of blue cheese crumbles or Limburger.
She gets a lot of UTI’s because her boyfriend keeps pumping his dirty schmegma cheese infested wang in her day and night.
by Shamuslovespopsicles December 21, 2018
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Unbreakable Cheese

Noun

Definition 1:
It’s cheese but unbreakable. Think of edible Flex Tape, or edible Gorilla Tape.

Definition 2:
A fart you can’t get out.
Example 1

Person: Aww man! My sink is leaking.
Me: Have you tried using Unbreakable Cheese?

Example 2

Person: I have been trying to fart for the past 30 minutes and I can’t get it out.
Me: It’s alright dude you just got that unbreakable cheese
by CallMeKuma February 12, 2019
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Five cheese marinara

1. When a man ejaculates into a woman on her period.
2. When a man or woman performs oral sex on a woman who has a yeast infection while on her period.
Ya he came over last night, he had the five cheese marinara.
by ButterflyBlack79 September 22, 2019
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