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church money

The ability to have so much money and Properties that you are essentially Above The Law. The example being the Catholic Church Only a few People have the amount of money you would need to be defined as having "Church Money"

The top 100 Richest People in the World Fit this Definition.
I Got off the Charge because my Dad has "Church Money" and he bought my way out of a conviction because he paid off a Senator.
by Cradox Creative July 8, 2018
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Church

A place where you should be instead of searching up crap on the urban dictionary.
by Tom hollands wifey March 19, 2021
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Church Mousing

When you and your partner are having risky sex as quite as a church mouse, due to family or others being in the close by vicinity
“They’ve been upstairs for a while”
“Yea, they’re probably up there church mousing
by Loose bits February 22, 2023
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alabama church fire

A North Georgia Sludge/Doom/Stoner Metal Band.

Founded by Chris "Weezer" Lamb in 2008. At this point, the band consists of 4 members. Guitarist, vocalist, bassist, and lyricist Weezer Lamb and drummer, vocalist, and lyricist Jerry Wooldridge, Guitarist Jeff Chastain, and Bassist Bryce "Brainchild" Simpson. They now have 2 albums out.

They sound like Down, Electric Wizard, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Pantera, and Crowbar.
Guy: "Did you check out Alabama Church Fire's new Green Album on Bandcamp?"

Girl: "Who the heck is Alabama Church Fire?"

Guy: "Get out."
by Jwolf1101 November 16, 2013
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thot church

Thot church is where a bunch of thots speak upon there lives as thots An blame there lives on niggas .❤️
by Anibel September 12, 2017
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God Church

by Payterella September 17, 2017
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God Church

A shitty sentence Jake Paul made up just for his stupid ass song.

#Logang4life
" hey bro have you boughten any god churches"
" bro, what the heak is that?"

"Its just some stupid thingas that Jake Pual mad up for no reason. Stupid right?!"

"Yrah definitley stupid!"
by HeyitssomebodywhohatesJakePaul October 21, 2017
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