bales

To intentionally look like Drew Carey, but a creepier version; if that is possible.

Is that Drew or is that pedafile over there pulling a bales in his jeep.

by Tripp T-Bone April 23, 2015

The Blues

The Blues is a sexual position to which requires two people, one of which must be overweight. The overweight person must lie down compeletely naked whilst the other contender proceeds to pour Kraft brand macaroni and cheese into her vagina, she will then attempt to eat it and then regurgitate it back onto her vagina. The two will then continue with intercourse.
Name derived from Kraft's slogan: "I've got the Blues"

I found this fat hooker last night man, it was the perfect opportunity to try out The Blues! Too bad I didn't have the exotic position fee.

by James, and not the gay one. February 19, 2009

St. Louis Blues

Fudgin' shizzzz

The St. Louis Blues are fudgin' shizzzz. Blackhawks are the best!

by Let's go Blackhawks May 31, 2018

Blessing in Disguise

While engaging in oral sex, the dude unexpectingly lifts his hips and shits all over the girls face, but to her surprise it tastes really good.

“I got my face decimated by poop last night, but it was a blessing in disguise. I don’t even mind the severe pink eye!”

by Vladimir Jewtin August 26, 2021

bless

Blew ass. To blow ass in. The act of shitting and farting simultaniously resulting in explosive debris. Normally occurs after eating Mexican fast food. In the presence of others in sound range muffling the blasts are preferred.

I had to bless the toilet after eating Tacor Bell.

by beer4lenny April 6, 2005

Simone Biles

American artistic gymnast, World Champion and Olympic Gold Medalist.

The Goat of Gymnastics. She is considered the greatest gymnast on the planet.

Her personality to the public eye in gymnastics is a cutie pie / badass chick.

Wanna get on some next level type stuff. Simone Biles your way from the ground to the top baby!

by Cnnicholas June 4, 2021

Bless Me

As heard in the movie "House of Wax", bless me is a term used when asking for alcohol.

- Something's dead out there.
- Nah, something's dead right here, and we have to drink it back to life. Bless me, dog.

by Rose Rampage July 24, 2009