Charlie Browned

When you go trick or treating and you get a rock instead of candy.

Person A: Hey man what did you get in your bag?
Person B: For some odd reason I found a rock in my bag.
Person A: Aw man, you got Charlie Browned.

by Moisture Lord June 8, 2018

Brown Guilt

A relatively new phenomenon, brown guilt is the individual or collective guilt felt by some brown people for stalking girls on Facebook, low quality photoshops, threatening the dignity of English Grammar and extreme nationalism for their country on the internet and misusing and manipulating other brown people by saying that they are being racially attacked by the whites. This allows them to use their population as an advantage to unfairly win competitions online. For example: Pewdiepie vs T-Series.

Rahul has been suffering from extreme brown guilt after seeing r/indianpeoplefacebook.

by Alexetrast September 19, 2019

The brown crown

This where you spiral dump on someone's head.

She pissed me off so, I gave her the brown crown.

by Big cope October 5, 2017

brown handshake

When you reach into a used toilet bowl up to your elbow to try to remove a clog.

"Wow James, you were in the bathroom for a while. Did you just do a brown handshake?"

by Mr Smoothy November 7, 2012

Errol Brown

Another name for the drink Hot Chocolate. Derived from the British pop band from the 70s & 80s, of which Errol Brown was the lead singer.

Gaz: Fancy an Errol Brown mate?
Dean: Ooh I could murder a Hot Chocolate, everyone's a winner!

by GazCT March 9, 2012

brown sock

This is an especially cruel prank to play on somebody. Though there are few documented instances of somebody performing a brown sock attack, it has happened. Party A defecates into a large sock, preferably a tube sock. After the sock is weighted down with the fecies inside, Party A ties a knot near the secrtion of the sock that is occupied by the fecies. At this point, Party A proceeds to spin the sock around (holding it by the clean side of course) and smacks Party B (who is most likely drunk and/or passed out) across the face.

Though this assault is rarely painful, the ego of Party B will be severely bruised by this most unsanitary of pranks.

Yeah so Bob was being a dick the other day so I decided to give him a brown sock. When he wasn't looking I loaded up one of his tube socks and cracked him across the face with it. Oh the hilarity that ensued.

by Skeeter McDougal October 4, 2005

Brown Scorpion

A Brown Scorpion is when you are in the 69 position with a woman on top. She bites down on your cock just hard enough to make you freeze in terror, but not actually do any damage. Then she proceeds to shit all over your face.

I was in a 69 with Samantha last night, and the next thing I knew she hit me with a Brown Scorpion!

by highborn June 9, 2009