brown whirlpool

When you flush a toilet and try to shit fast enough so it goes down with the water.

Yo! i just tried a brown whirlpool and i was to slow, so i had to flush again.

by Ktooms December 31, 2008

Brown Spider

A fart that makes a shit stain in your underwear looking like a spider.

My stomach hurts so bad. I guarantee there’s a shit smelling brown spider in my drawers.

by PeteyPaplo October 21, 2018

CODE BROWN

When you have a turtle head poking out and you really badly need a shite so you run to the toilet

Charlie ran heavily downstairs shouting at the top of his voice "code brown" and pushed and shuved his siblings out of the way and kicked the door in to drop king Kong's finger down the toilet

by MaddysGoneMissing December 29, 2018

Brown Seagull

Farting while receiving fellatio so as to make your testicles flutter by the force of the wind.

I was getting head from this chick I hate and I totally gave her a brown seagull. It was amazing.

by Samdog III October 22, 2008

brown twinkie

during anal sex, seminal fluid is ejaculated inside a fecal element. After excreted, it is consumed.

After fucking me, Phil ate my brown twinkie.

by christophales January 7, 2008

brown sock

This is an especially cruel prank to play on somebody. Though there are few documented instances of somebody performing a brown sock attack, it has happened. Party A defecates into a large sock, preferably a tube sock. After the sock is weighted down with the fecies inside, Party A ties a knot near the secrtion of the sock that is occupied by the fecies. At this point, Party A proceeds to spin the sock around (holding it by the clean side of course) and smacks Party B (who is most likely drunk and/or passed out) across the face.

Though this assault is rarely painful, the ego of Party B will be severely bruised by this most unsanitary of pranks.

Yeah so Bob was being a dick the other day so I decided to give him a brown sock. When he wasn't looking I loaded up one of his tube socks and cracked him across the face with it. Oh the hilarity that ensued.

by Skeeter McDougal October 4, 2005

Brown Scorpion

A Brown Scorpion is when you are in the 69 position with a woman on top. She bites down on your cock just hard enough to make you freeze in terror, but not actually do any damage. Then she proceeds to shit all over your face.

I was in a 69 with Samantha last night, and the next thing I knew she hit me with a Brown Scorpion!

by highborn June 9, 2009