Bukkake Block

When one girl proceeds to cock block multiple guys at the same time.

Cher (at live concert): How many women out here ever been hurt by their man?

women: (all cheers)

men: all cock blocked by one bitch, whence a bukkake block.

by brian pm March 27, 2008

Cockroach Blocked

When you find a cockroach in your apartment right before going to bed and your girlfriend is too freaked out to have sex.

"I swear to god, those damn cockroaches only show up on nights when I'm going to get some. Cockroach blocked again."

by Aemar July 28, 2015

Fire Mission Cock Block

Any form of delay or douche-baggery resulting in either a check fire or end of mission. Usually employed by helicopters flying around knowing the gun target line and blatantly disregaurding it in order to try and steal a kill from artillery. This is done because frankly helocopters just aren't sneaky enough to get their own kills, and staff officers swing from air support nuts.

Fister 1: Shot tgt#1234, check fire we have helos on the gun target line.
...an hour later.
Fister 1: Cancel check fire, end of mission this shit took way too long and helos scared them away.
Fister 2: Dude we just got fire mission cock blocked!

by Jebus Chris August 3, 2009

bend the block

circling a neighborhood to attract the dope boys. used to avoid bringing attention to a trap house.

yo homie, bend the block so i can get the glass.

by peezy f baby May 17, 2011

clit blocked

v. unable to engage in intercourse because one or more of the object of desires female friends denied access by various actions.

I can't believe she clit blocked me like that.

by B January 7, 2004

blockhead

a woman that is a hoe, blows a lot of guys, after the D4L song blockhead

after the block party she give the whole bloack head

by crazigurl March 20, 2005

block

brick of cocaine or brick of yayo or kilo

get a pot with the stove on warm get a block quicker then the ready rock form

by chris May 13, 2005