Fog Beaver

A heinously ugly girl who could not have possibly emerged from anywhere else but the fog. She is the type of girl who appears in your bed on a Sunday morning that you immediately recognize as a mistake and try to evict as fast as possible and take every precaution necessary to make sure your friends do not find out about her.

John: Did Jack bang that girl he was making out with last night?

Samuel: I hope not dude. He asked us to help him out by making sure he didn't end up fucking any ugly chicks and that girl was a real fog beaver.

by Mavericknotgoose July 25, 2012

Beaver Barricade

When a Girl is thinking about sex, or progressing towards a prospect of sex, and someone or something interrupts Her, it is called Beaver Barricade.

The MALE Equivalent to this is called Cock Block.

Samantha was really yearning for a hot quick romp with the tall, sexy man she had been talking to, but her friend annoyingly distracted her, and threw-up a Beaver Barricade into all of Samantha's chances of a good screw!

by jhaf77 January 9, 2010

Beaver Song

The rhythmic sound of balls slapping a girls ass during sex.

Dude you were hitting that so hard last night I could hear the beaver song from the next room.

by NUboston August 7, 2011

Beaver Trump

A control-freak beaver who thinks we need protection from illegal immibeavers. Has luscious, flowing blonde fur and uses a variety of hand gestures.

Beaver trump is a very good president. We need to build a dam, a great beautiful dam to keep out the mexibeavers.

by flurban dictionary March 31, 2017

Errant Beavers

when you Google cunt memes to own your best pal and the results are shocking

Clifton was chatting via Hangouts to Paul, his best pal, and they were razzing each other as per usual. Clifton needed fresh, cutting material so he popped over to Google for cunt memes. instead of funny gifs and pics the results returned lots of Errant Beavers and females in repose.

by Uncle Joosie October 6, 2021

Beaver pungent

Heradic device, symbolising a lack of hygiene on the female line.

"And the beaver pungent informs us the the third Lady Whelkingham was a stranger to soap" explained the professor.

by George Vespe May 11, 2008

ellaha beaver

A beaver who has RedLids and a bimbi it also sounds like windex and has a lot of mountains. Ellaha beavers are most likely very salty so watch out they might bite.

Watch out there’s an Ellaha Beaver!!

by KillAllEllahaBeavers February 1, 2018