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bean lord

Akkey is a bean lord.
by K9RoryRose December 27, 2013
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tuna beans

The result of a man placing his ballsack into the midst of a swampy vagina, steaming with putrid stinch.
"BRO, I pulled out my balls so fast, but it was too late. I got them tuna beans."
by eatpizza October 24, 2011
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Bean Effect

The Bean Effect is when a top tier bum that lives off of McDoubles, Golf, and Nicotine somehow finds a way to have multiple females hypnotized through his malicious, womanizing ways leading them to believe he loves them. The Bean Effect may also cause the male to have outrageous thoughts such as believing he can love more than one female at once.
“He’s got a girlfriend.. why can’t I stop fw him??” “Because luh shawty das da bean effect
by Can I hit your alto? August 6, 2021
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Chip Bean

The harmonious blend of bean and chip, which creates a sensation of the tongue, close to that of intercourse. Also described as "perfect", or "immaculate" it creates a combination of flavours undescribable by any other means than trying it
*Dinner lady*:"what would you like love?"
*Polish unit*:"Chip bean"
by Golem O'Hara January 18, 2019
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michael bean

A micheal bean is a guy who is always hanging around and often wears funny hats. No one knows how he makes a living. He has lots of interesting ideas.
The patio is busy this morning, lots of michael beans hanging out here today...
by alwaysatoad March 3, 2017
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Bean Fucked

To take a sac of beans, preferably in a sock, and insert it into your urethra. Works on woman and men, but the term is generally used on gay men. It is not for pleasure in any way, it is meant as torture. However, if your mind is messed up enough, it could be used as a way to reach orgasmic climax.
"Hey did you just see Tim? I heard he got Bean Fucked!"
"Is that why he was walking around the party all sad and grabbing his shaft in pain?"
"I bet so..."
by Dassah December 23, 2016
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Yippee Beans

An expression that finds its origin in the cowboy culture of old western movies and cattle drives.

In those times, cowboys were often portrayed as exclaiming "yippee" during cattle drives as a way to express excitement and enthusiasm.

Additionally, canned beans were a staple in their diets during these arduous journeys.
Over time, the two elements, the cowboy's spirited exclamation and their frequent consumption of canned beans,
became intertwined, giving rise to the whimsical moniker "yippee beans" for baked beans.

Alternatively, the term is sometimes used to describe amphetamines like Methadrine, Dexedrine and other stimulant pills.
I'm going to have some Yippee beans on toast for breakfast today
by the kid from MAD magazine July 29, 2023
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