freezin beans

used for somthing even more awsome than what would be considered "Cool Beans"

Guy1: Dude that concert was cool beans last night!
Guy2: no man, it wasnt cool beans, it was FREEZIN BEANS!

by theawsome dude mang September 30, 2009

joe beans

Elijah's bitch.

Whats up joe beans?

by Mrcowlover November 1, 2013

Drain the Bean

To frig the bean aka clitoris until it cums and better yet, squirts and soaks. Also applies to someone rubbing the clit and lending a helping hand.

I plan to drain the bean tonight. I’m so horny.

I love to use my new vibrator and drain the bean.

Rachel came several times last night when I gave her a hand to drain the bean.

by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018

Bean Crocking

When a group of horny females get together and simultaneously frig their beans. Usually turns into a hot, wet orgy.

My girl friends came over and after a few drinks we started getting wet and horny we were bean crocking the rest of the night.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

idiotic bean

when someone is so stupid that you pass out

your such an idiotic bean

by mnbjkl January 20, 2021

Bean Blender

The act of gripping a woman's clitoris, or bean, between your thumb and index finger and twisting. The is the vaginal equivalent of a titty twister.

I finally got Alissa back last night with a mean bean blender!

by amtS13 March 24, 2011

bean tap

When you get hit in one of your nuts, but while its mostly a near miss, it hurts worse than a dead-on bullseye.

Me: "................"
Wife: "Oh Jesus it was just a little tap; quit being such a fuckin baby."
Me: ".......hhh........."
Wife: "I don't care how hard you bean tap yourself, you aren't getting out of watching Glee with me."
Me: ".........hhhhhhhhggggggnnnnh.......,,"
Wife: "Go ahead and turn blue all you want. You have to breathe sometime, so ill just pause the DVR until you grow the fuck up."

by Nremtp78 December 6, 2013