Beauti-half

When someone isn't ugly, but isn't quite beautiful.

Guy 1: Dude, check that girl out - she's beautiful.

Guy 2: Nah, she's not all that... she's beauti-half.

by Phillis McDavidson VI July 6, 2011

Half-Job

A painful, unsatisfying and never ending hand job. This is due to the fact the the girl administering it has no idea what she is doing and it always ends in you saying stop or her giving up.

"Yo dude how was that girl last night"?
"It sucked all I got was a half-job"

by FuckYouErik October 29, 2011

chopped-in-half

1: To be so, so, High...
2: Faded, confused, dazed, mistaken.
3: To be severed from your lower body

1: Damn, dude... I am so chopped- in-half right now.

2: Oh man, I'm sorry; I'm just
so chopped in half right now.
OR
Wow, I'm so chopped-in-half I
don't know where I am.

3: Shit! I just got chopped-in-half!

by Gonzo December 26, 2003

half-tard

Somebody half as smart as a retard

What are you some kind of half-tard??

by BlockX October 8, 2004

Half Retarded

Something that has happened or someone that seems to have the stupidity equal to half of a retard's intellect.

"This homework is half retarded"
or
"You're half retarded"

by I eatz teh babehs January 18, 2009

Half Cast

1. How not to spell 'Half Caste'

2. Has nothing to do with poety. It derives from the indian caste system

Half Cast is an example of really bad spelling

by anonnonononononon September 10, 2006

Half-ers

A word used by a guy when he is too cheap to pay for the whole date.

"Hey babe, I didn't expect the bill to be this high ( after you already ordered) wanna go half-ers"?

by DatedACheapskate October 20, 2009