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Alpha Muffin

Someone who finds their strength in bringing kindness and joy to others, rather than through a sense of competition.
He is a total Alpha Muffin.
by Justall50 March 31, 2024
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Alpha

A person who doesn't handle failure well. Instead of recognizing one's limitations to take an effort to grow oneself, this "alpha" copes with their limitations by adopting a foolish value system that is based on the observations of David L. Mech of wolves (not "African dogs", wolves) in captivity. He has since denounced that his discoveries applies to humans, because humans -- outside of prison -- do not live in captivity. In the wild, this same species of wolves have only the parent/child paradigm rather than this "alpha" crap that insecure men have adopted like it's their DC/Marvel comics super power, when their only "super power" is denial of the truth.

Therefore, an alpha is a person who does not handle failure well.
"I knew that you called yourself 'alpha' when you were rude to your waitress."
by arf79 April 1, 2023
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Alpha Dump

when your dump overrides the smell of other peoples dumps in a public restroom, thus asserting your dominance over them, and granting you relief from their aroma.
I took an alpha dump in the middle stall this morning. The other two left immediately.
by New_Uzer November 15, 2016
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Alpha so2

A shitty head kid who thinks he has gamesens bt he don't know Bots are better than him.
by Cyberg so2 November 11, 2020
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Alpha

by Dalpha June 22, 2022
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Alpha Cow Bitch

A bitch who lactates and is also the alpha of the group
"Did you see that woman over there? She was a total Alpha Cow Bitch."
by Hell In A Shell July 22, 2019
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