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google craps

A more specific and truthful description of "Google Maps" — the directions provided by Google Maps that lead you to a place not even remotely close to your desired terminus. Essentially, whether you reach your desired destination is a crapshoot.
"I followed the directions from Google Craps about how to go from midtown Manhattan to Lord & Taylor in Scarsdale; however, I wound up at a beach in Mamaroneck."
by Buzzman_ie September 12, 2013
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manually google

when the internet is down and you actually have to look it up in a book
my computer isn't working so I had to manually google my homework all night, it sucked
by heinygirl February 20, 2011
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Google Woxs

Google Woxs is a free Web-based application in which documents and spreadsheets can be created, edited and stored online. Files can be accessed from any computer with an Internet connection and a full-featured Web browser. ... Google Docs is compatible with most presentation software and word processor applications.
Do your work on this task on Google Woxs
by Google_Woxs_ROX69 August 25, 2019
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Google-Imaging

To Google-Image someone.

The act of typing someone's name(friend, crush, celebrity, etc.) and looking at their pictures.
Friend 1: What are you doing?

Friend 2: I'm just looking through my crush's photos on Google Images.

Friend 1: So you're Google-Imaging him?

Friend 2: Totally!
by secretdj April 11, 2015
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Grim Googling

A portmanteau of "The Grim Reaper" and "Googling," this term describes when you Google long lost friends, extended family members, coworkers or even enemies to see if they are still alive. Typically this is done by inputting their name along with "obituary" into a search engine such as Google to see if anything comes up. This is sometimes--but ertainly not always--done in order to experience a feeling of schadenfreude.
"I went grim googling last night and found out that the first boss I ever had at my first job is now dead."
by DMBCBCB June 10, 2020
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google guru

by Rita king December 30, 2016
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out googled

When in conversation an individual brandishes their smartphone to access Google to "correctly" answer any trivia question or to settle an argument. This can also take place in the workplace during a customer/associate interaction, when the customer accesses Google to quickly ascertain the answer to their product question.
Customer: Do you know the drought tolerance for this plant?
Sales Associate: Yes, it requires full sun, and once established----
Customer interrupting with smartphone in hand: ---oh, I see, and deep water once a week, for ten minutes while planting in a pumice and sand rich soil to promote drainage of the roots.
Sales Associate: Damn...I was just "out Googled" again!

Gina: Bill, how many ostrich eggs do you need for a standard 4 egg omelet?
Bill: Well, Gina, in my experience it usually takes----
Gina, interrupting Bill with smartphone in hand: ---oh Bill, here it is, on Google....one ostrich egg is equal to a three egg regular omelet. Thanks!
by GeoYota July 5, 2015
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