Spicy Blumpkin

Where the man takes many laxatives and shit in her mouth. Now as you are letting out the rest of the shit on the toilet she keeps the shit in her mouth and gives you a traditional blowjob on the toilet.

The wife wanted to try something new so I have her the Ole’ Spicy Blumpkin

by anonymous July 22, 2024

Blumpkin

To get head when ur on the toilet taking a Mondo Dook

Olga gave me a Blumpkin yesterday

by Fuckthatnoise October 14, 2021

Pumpkin blumpkin

The traditional blumpkin with a soulless, day-walking twist: he or she is a ginger!

Big red have me a pumpkin blumpkin last night and it wasn’t even Halloween.

by Ginja Ninja Assistant October 25, 2018

Triple Chocolate Rocky Road Blumpkin

Triple Chocolate Rocky Road Blumpkin - when a male is receiving a blumpkin and his fecal matter is a mixture of diarrhea and chunks

“Did you hear that Heather gave Scott a Triple Chocolate Rocky Road Blumpkin? She said his shit was half liquid and half solid”

by Milf Destroyer 420 August 5, 2024

Blue house blumpkin

When a blue collar worker wants to climb the ladder, he follows his boss into the port a John and gives him a blow job while he’s taking a shit.

Guy 1-“Hey, I heard that guy’s getting a promotion.”
Guy 2- “how the hell did he do that?”
Guy 1-“he gave boss man a blue house blumpkin”

by Bikejc7 July 15, 2018

Country Blumpkin

Oral sex recived in an outhouse or portapotty.

While Harrison was receiving A COUNTRY BLUMPKIN Corey from outside the door says "hurry up in there! I want a turn!"

by Shrimp247247 October 30, 2023

Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blowjob while taking a shit, if done perfectly, and the male cums and shits at the same time, they will die

guess who just got a blumpkin

by BurntGooner September 26, 2025