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YouTube Rewind 

the worst fucking invention made by eh fucking cunts that do not know when to stop even though they know that there shit is sitter than shit balls
Have you seen YouTube rewind 2019! They don't know when to stop.
YouTube Rewind by Bimdaks December 12, 2019

YouTube comments 

As someone who has used the comments section for 5 years, it’s decent at best with some actual people with brain cells and bring up actual quality points. But that’s kinda hard to find. At worst it’s the most toxic heap of garbage. I would say it’s the worst, but Twitter exists, and loads of people there are idiots. The majority of people there are ignorant, assholes, manchildren, trolls (not even the funny kind) spammers, like beggars, annoying and idiots. You’ll either be pretty happy after reading them, or start thinking that humanity was a mistake.

The day YouTube decides to make an option to never look at comments again on videos is the day we can live in peace and harmony.
YouTube comments. You’ll either like em, or wish you could bleach your memory.
YouTube comments by Pimpleapps April 17, 2021

Youtube Pooper

A guy who posts YouTube Poops.
Guy 1: can you make a youtube poop with 7 Grand Dad in it?
Youtube Pooper: thats actually what im working on
Guy 1: nice!
Youtube Pooper by Malleo Malleo August 31, 2022

Youtube Effect 

The proccess by which a funny video, viral or not, is deemed unfunny by someone. This occurs when said person is told to watch a video by a freind, relative, the person who created the video, or some other person.

The reason it occurs is because the person being told to watch the vdeo is expecting something funny, which may not have been the case with the person who is telling the other person to watch the video (this person may have stumbled upon it, or if they created the video, overestimate how funny they really are)

Members of Youtube often destroy their chances of having their video go viral by saying things such as "omg go watch my video-it's so funny!" on the comments section of other viral videos-people are expecting something funny, and are let down when the video in question isn't as funny as they expected

Some videos are exempt from this effect, such as "HaHaHa" (the video of the laughing baby)
James told Shaniqua to go on Youtube so she could watch watch "Charlie Bit My Finger"- because of the Youtube Effect, James was on the floor laughing, while Shaniqua forced a laugh, expecting something funnier then what she saw
Youtube Effect by repoed2 February 7, 2010

youtube battle 

Epic battle between foes to out-do each other with irritating and annoying youtube clips. Usually played via PM / IM in a tit-for-tat fashion accompanied by gratuitous smacktalk.

See: MediaWars.com

Excerpt of a youtube battle;
dood 1: "i counter ur Rick Astley with Abba!"
dood 2: "AIIIIIEEEE!!1"
dood 1: "I WIN TEH JEWTOOB BATTLE!11! lolpwnz0rd"
any youtube video Vs. another is a youtube battle
youtube battle by homad May 12, 2009

youtube videos

videos where bored people find some fun and feel good about themselves
im bored!! lets do YouTube videos!!
youtube videos by supercutekid November 19, 2011